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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16274548 times)

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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53205 on: June 07, 2011, 08:32:30 am »

I'm playing Minesweeper through Steam :)

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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53206 on: June 07, 2011, 08:58:32 am »

I've been playing Cargo! for the past while, trying to reach the earth axis (No luck yet) and now Magika has finished downloading.

I shall don my robe and hat.
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53207 on: June 07, 2011, 09:07:01 am »

I forgot to say that I suspect I will be making a lot of friends in my German class.  At the very least, I know one of the dudes is a programmer who likes Minecraft and isn't a flaming asshole.  Pretty good start.
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53208 on: June 07, 2011, 09:20:27 am »

I think I know more fictional characters by name than real people.
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53209 on: June 07, 2011, 09:42:36 am »

I forgot to say that I suspect I will be making a lot of friends in my German class.  At the very least, I know one of the dudes is a programmer who likes Minecraft and isn't a flaming asshole.  Pretty good start.
Flaming asshole in the literal or profane sense of the phrase? Or both, perhaps?
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Being vengeance and the night could only be improved by being the ballpunching vengeful night.
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Gotham's mysteriously high mental illness rate isn't so mysterious when you find out Batman thinks subduing a guy means spiking his head into the pavement like a football.

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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53210 on: June 07, 2011, 09:48:55 am »

Flaming asshole in the literal or profane sense of the phrase? Or both, perhaps?

Profane.  He's a pretty cool bro.
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53211 on: June 07, 2011, 12:33:41 pm »

Flaming asshole in the literal or profane sense of the phrase?
How does one become a literal "flaming asshole"? Is it some genetic defect that causes 80% of your body to be a giant sphincter? Would you naturally be on fire or would you have to douse yourself in gasoline and light a match?
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53212 on: June 07, 2011, 12:36:18 pm »

 Something something Mexican food something something joke punchline.
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53213 on: June 07, 2011, 12:38:21 pm »

Flaming asshole in the literal or profane sense of the phrase?
How does one become a literal "flaming asshole"? Is it some genetic defect that causes 80% of your body to be a giant sphincter? Would you naturally be on fire or would you have to douse yourself in gasoline and light a match?
I was just thinking that his asshole would be in a perpetual state of combustion somehow. Come to think of it, that would probably cause him to be the profane version too... especially if he ever had to work at a help desk...

"WHADDAYAWANT?!?"
"I-I'm having trouble with the -"
"MY ASS IS CONSTANTLY ON FIRE. YOUR PROBLEM PALES IN SIGNIFICANCE TO MINE. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT."
"But I-"
"OUT. OR I WILL FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION."

Aaand, as usual, the ninjas beat me to the joke. Dang.
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53214 on: June 07, 2011, 12:39:07 pm »

I'm scheduled for a job interview. I've been job searching and application-filling for MONTHS and haven't even gotten a single interview.
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53216 on: June 07, 2011, 01:45:43 pm »

Nintendo has continued their ridiculous naming. At least this one is fun to say, though!
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53217 on: June 07, 2011, 04:26:24 pm »

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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53218 on: June 07, 2011, 04:26:43 pm »

Turns out that I thought he was awesome, but he's just quiet and his interests are, in order:

Programming
Calligraphy
Grammar
Minecraft

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

I can't believe people used to think I had a "systematizing" mind.  I have no candles on this dude and his four interests.  None of them.


I am happy today because I found this out before having wasted the entire semester trying to get a gaming buddy.
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Re: [Operate!] Things Fran operated on you for today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53219 on: June 07, 2011, 04:31:46 pm »

Talked to my boss at work. She said Dept. of Labor could help me with housing(ie, going somewhere else) as well as canceling my current benefits card(the one currently in the possession of my mother) and giving me a new one after I get out of there, with potentially added Food Stamps.

I also learned my phone automatically stores sent text messages as well as received ones, such as all the texts I sent to my dad about my current situation. Today has been a good day.
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