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[The Merchant Of Menace]

Spoiler: Manly tears (click to show/hide)

That.. brings back some really nice memories..
And plenty of not so nice ones too..

[Tellemurius]

Agh! Rolling Stones are stuck in my head, i got a verse running around and i can't find the damn song.

[Darvi]

Thunderstorm again yay!

[Angel Of Death]

Agh! Rolling Stones are stuck in my head, i got a verse running around and i can't find the damn song.

What's the verse?

BEST. PUN. EVER.

[Grimshot]

 I've got this tan and black bird that made a nest in my window (screen isn't there). Watched the nest being constructed, fairly interesting to observe them. Guess the female builds while the male fetches materials. I'm tempted to start recording my observations, probably a wasted effort though. Going to be fun to observe the whole egg to bird process within arm's reach  .

[Jopax]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm laughing so hard and i feel bad for it but dammit that shit is just too funny XD

[Angel Of Death]

Err... How's that funny?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Foods, lots of it

[Cthulhu]

There's some weirdness in the list of injuries, calling it a shop.

Funny if it's fake, disturbing if it's real.  Surprisingly enough, four marines beating a guy half to death (Even if he did stab one of them) isn't funny.  Obvious fraudulent report on the part of the cop is even less funny, and when the newspaper reports the obvious coverup with a wink and a nudge it starts approaching dead baby joke territory.

[Angel Of Death]

There's some weirdness in the list of injuries, calling it a shop.

Funny if it's fake, disturbing if it's real.  Surprisingly enough, four marines beating a guy half to death (Even if he did stab one of them) isn't funny.  Obvious misfiling of the report on the part of the cop is even less funny.

Agreed.

Also, why is the image all weirdly coloured? It looks like someone poured boiling water over it and it somehow remained intact.

[Leafsnail]

Nah, you're missing the fact that extra-judicial beatings and obvious corruption are inherently funny.

[Itnetlolor]

Recent posts made me happy (the heartwarming 'hope for humanity' and the hilarious "I fell."), as well as waking up to some good music on my alarm clock. Speaking of music, also working on musical rehabilitation. Got a crapload of soft rock I need to get out of my system. I'll maybe need 10cc of heavy metal and apply it with a classic rock.

[Jopax]

I found it funny because it's the kind of shit you would expect to see in a movie, you know, a guy is standing there all beatend and bruised, he fell down some stairs.

And the artifacts are from a low resolution image probably, or the lens was dirty.

[Cthulhu]

Here's an actually humorous (And true) story of criminals getting batmanned by soldiers:

A friend of my family has a brother.  Said brother is the "black sheep" of the family.  Several years ago he tried to rob a bank in Louisiana.  He told the teller he had a gun and to give him all the money, and the next thing he knew he was in police custody with a headache.  The guy in line behind him was a retired Navy SEAL.  Better luck next time, champ.

Bonus story:  A few years later when he was up for parole he sent a letter up to Ohio to the rest of the family saying "I'm up for parole but I don't have any money.  Either send me 5000 dollars or I punch a guard."  They sent back a three-word letter, and it wasn't "Here's some money"

[ChairmanPoo]

I know that if I wanted to rob a bank, I'd not stand in a line. It's not like people are going to mind that you jumped your position after you rob the bank. And that way you will not have anyone behind you. Seal or otherwise.