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[Jopax]

Got up this morning, made some eggs and weiners for breakfast, then had some Tiramisu and Cappuccino afterwards, all the while sitting on the balcony with a wonderfull day outside. A perfect morning in my book ^^

[Duke 2.0]

Whoohoo, beat my first boss!  This is where I got stuck the very first time I played :3

The tank? It's a bit of a tricky boss if you are not used to the controls. Grenades are one of the more difficult weapons to use.

[Darvi]

No I'm pretty sure it's Ocelot.

[Angel Of Death]

No I'm pretty sure it's Ocelot.

It is.

[Darvi]

Goddamn C4 :V

[Jopax]

Cara, bel, cara mia bella, mia bambina, oh Chell, que lastima, que lastima, deh! Cara mia, addio! Mia bambina cara, perchè non passi lontana, deh si lontana da scienza? Cara, cara mia bambina, ah mia bel, ah mia cara, la mia cara, la mia bambina, oh cara, cara mia....

^__^

[Angel Of Death]

Cara, bel, cara mia bella, mia bambina, oh Chell, que lastima, que lastima, deh! Cara mia, addio! Mia bambina cara, perchè non passi lontana, deh si lontana da scienza? Cara, cara mia bambina, ah mia bel, ah mia cara, la mia cara, la mia bambina, oh cara, cara mia....

^__^

Che è questo che non hanno nemmeno

[Jopax]

Non è finita fino a quando la torretta grasso canta

^__^

[Akura]

An electric razor may be easier, but it will never be as close as a manual razor.

Emmanuel Reiser is such an awesome name.
I'm going to have to use that sometime.

Fun fact, according to Google, Mr. Reiser is a financial advisor for Wells Fargo.

[blackmagechill]

I bet he's shaving away ineffiency and lost profit!

[Pnx]

Non è finita fino a quando la torretta grasso canta

^__^

...


SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCEE
Spacespace space gotta go to space, space trial, put the system on trial, in space, spacetrialm, system on trial, in space, GUILTY! of not being in space. GO TO SPACEJAIL!
Dad I'm in space. I'm proud of you son. Dad are you in space? Yes now we can be a family again.
Space, space, bud bupbup bup bup bup, Oooh here come the spacecops, help me spacecops, help going to space, going there, gotta go, can't wait.
Gonna buy a telescope, wanna see me?, buy a telescope, wanna be in space, SPACE spacespace, going to space, oh boy yeahyeah go to space, spacespace wanna go to space, ohhh boy space!
Let's go, let's go to space! ohhh space, love space, god is here, b-b-black holes, astronauts, nebulas, j-juptiter, the big dipper, the big dipper!, orbit, spaceorbit in my spacesuit, space, whoaa the sun!, gonna meet the sun, oh no, what do I say?, hi sun, oh boy look an eclipse, oh no don't look, too many space.
Got a secret for you, no come closer, closer, SPACE!
Space space, gotta go to space, space space, wanna go, wanna go to space, space, go to space.
Lady, hey hey heyhey hey heyheyhey, hey lady, SPACE!

EDIT: Here's some quotes from the other two spheres:

Spoiler: Adventure Sphere (click to show/hide)

Quick, what's the situation? Oh hey there angel, guess I must have died and gone to heaven. So you out having yourself an adventure?
What you fighting that guy? You got that under control? Because  there's a lot of stuff on fire...

Man a countdown clock! That is trouble. Things are looking pretty ugly... for such a beautiful woman, if you don't mind me saying.

Man that clock is moving fast... and you are beautiful. Always time to complement a pretty lady.

I tell you it's times like this I wish I had a waist so I could wear all my blackbelts. Yeah yeknow, I got a black belt in pretty much everything, karate, larate, ju-jitsu, kick, punch, and belt making, tae-kwon-do... bedroom.

Man I am a coiled spring right now! I'm a muscle yeknow. Like a BIG ARM muscle, punching through a brick wall, hitting that wall so hard the arm is catching on fire.

You hear that? Something just exploded, MAN we are in a lot of danger. This is like Christmas, no wait! It's better than Christmas, this should be it's own holiday, Explosion Day! ... Happy explosion day gorgeous.

Oh yeah, you get him baby! Keep it up, this guy's got a glass jaw, heck he's got a glass everything, he's a china cabinet! This ain't marque queensbury rules sweetie, pour on the mustard! THIS ROBOT OWES YOU MONEY, THIS ROBOT OWES. YOU. MONEY!

Shut up, there's nothing in space, that's why it's space!
...
Space? Really? I hadn't guessed, you know what I hope is in space? A fire. I hope you go to space, and catch on fire. 
...
DAMN IT SHUT UP! WE KNOW, EVERYBODY KNOWS, SPACE! YOU WANNA GO TO SPACE! YOU. GET IT. WE. GET IT!

Spoiler: Fact Sphere (click to show/hide)

The fact sphere is the most intelligent sphere.
The fact sphere is the most handsome sphere.
The fact sphere is incredibly handsome.
The fact sphere is always right.

You will never go into space.
Fact: Space does not exist.
Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't.

Apples, oranges, pears, plums, cumquats, tangerines, lemons, limes, avocado, tomato, banana, avocado, guava

While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation.

Cellular phones will NOT give you cancer. Only hepatitis.

Pant's were invented in the 16th century by sailors to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god.

89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically they are sorcery.

In greek myth daedalus invented flight so a group of minotaurs would stop teasing him about it.

Humans can survive underwater, but not for very long.

The schrodingers cat paradox outlines a situation where the cat must be considered both alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox to justify killing cats.

Avocados have the highest fiber and calorie content of any fruit.
Avocados have the highest fiber and calorie content of any fruit. They are found in australians.

You could stand to lose a few pounds

Marie Curie, invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying from radioactivity.

Contrary to popular belief, the eskimo does not have 100 different words for snow. They do however have 234 words for fudge.

In victorian england, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the queen due to the belief that poor people could steal thoughts. Science now believes only 4% of the poor have this ability.

In 1972 at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate 72 hotdogs, then died of hotdog poisoning.

William Shakespear did not exist, his plays were masterminded in 1589 by Sir Francis Bacon who used a ouija board to enslave playwriting ghosts.

Halley's Comet can be observed orbiting the earth every 76 years, for the other 75 it retreats to the heart of the sun where it hibernates undisturbed.

The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.

In greek myth prometheus stole fire from the gods and gave it to humankind. He kept the jewelry for himself.

At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the dutch.

Dreams are the subconscious's way of reminding people to go to school naked, and have their teeth fall out.

... just because I thought I hadn't spammed the forum enough.

EDIT2: decided to change the glow for a bolding to make it easier to read.

[Angel Of Death]

Non è finita fino a quando la torretta grasso canta

^__^

...


SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCEE
Spacespace space gotta go to space, space trial, put the system on trial, in space, spacetrialm, system on trial, in space, GUILTY! of not being in space. GO TO SPACEJAIL!
Dad I'm in space. I'm proud of you son. Dad are you in space? Yes now we can be a family again.
Space, space, bud bupbup bup bup bup, Oooh here come the spacecops, help me spacecops, help going to space, going there, gotta go, can't wait.
Gonna buy a telescope, wanna see me?, buy a telescope, wanna be in space, SPACE spacespace, going to space, oh boy yeahyeah go to space, spacespace wanna go to space, ohhh boy space!
Let's go, let's go to space! ohhh space, love space, god is here, b-b-black holes, astronauts, nebulas, j-juptiter, the big dipper, the big dipper!, orbit, spaceorbit in my spacesuit, space, whoaa the sun!, gonna meet the sun, oh no, what do I say?, hi sun, oh boy look an eclipse, oh no don't look, too many space.
Got a secret for you, no come closer, closer, SPACE!
Space space, gotta go to space, space space, wanna go, wanna go to space, space, go to space.
Lady, hey hey heyhey hey heyheyhey, hey lady, SPACE!

EDIT: Here's some quotes from the other two spheres:

Spoiler: Adventure Sphere (click to show/hide)

Quick, what's the situation? Oh hey there angel, guess I must have dies and gone to heaven. So you out having yourself an adventure?
What you fighting that guy? You got that under control? Because  there's a lot of stuff on fire...

Man a countdown clock! That is trouble. Things are looking pretty ugly... for such a beautiful woman, if you don't mind me saying.

Man that clock is moving fast... and you are beautiful. Always time to complement a pretty lady.

I tell you it's times like this I wish I had a waist so I could wear all my blackbelts. Yeah yeknow, I got a black belt in pretty much everything, karate, larate, ju-jitsu, kick, punch, and belt making, tae-kwon-do... bedroom.

Man I am a coiled spring right now! I'm a muscle yeknow. Like a BIG ARM muscle, punching through a brick wall, hitting that wall so hard the arm is catching on fire.

You hear that? Something just exploded, MAN we are in a lot of danger. This is like Christmas, no wait! It's better than Christmas, this should be it's own holiday, Explosion Day! ... Happy explosion day gorgeous.

Oh yeah, you get him baby! Keep it up, this guy's got a glass jaw, heck he's got a glass everything, he's a china cabinet! This ain't marque queensbury rules sweetie, pour on the mustard! THIS ROBOT OWES YOU MONEY, THIS ROBOT OWES. YOU. MONEY!

Shut up, there's nothing in space, that's why it's space!
...
Space? Really? I hadn't guessed, you know what I hope is in space? A fire. I hope you go to space, and catch on fire. 
...
DAMN IT SHUT UP! WE KNOW, EVERYBODY KNOWS, SPACE! YOU WANNA GO TO SPACE! YOU. GET IT. WE. GET IT!

Spoiler: Fact Sphere (click to show/hide)

The fact sphere is the most intelligent sphere.
The fact sphere is the most handsome sphere.
The fact sphere is incredibly handsome.
The fact sphere is always right.

You will never go into space.
Fact: Space does not exist.
Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't.

Apples, oranges, pears, plums, cumquats, tangerines, lemons, limes, avocado, tomato, banana, avocado, guava

While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation.

Cellular phones will NOT give you cancer. Only hepatitis.

Pant's were invented in the 16th century by sailors to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god.

89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically they are sorcery.

In greek myth daedalus invented flight so a group of minotaurs would stop teasing him about it.

Humans can survive underwater, but not for very long.

The schrodingers cat paradox outlines a situation where the cat must be considered both alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox to justify killing cats.

Avocados have the highest fiber and calorie content of any fruit.
Avocados have the highest fiber and calorie content of any fruit. They are found in australians.

You could stand to lose a few pounds

Marie Curie, invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying from radioactivity.

Contrary to popular belief, the eskimo does not have 100 different words for snow. They do however have 234 words for fudge.

In victorian england, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the queen due to the belief that poor people could steal thoughts. Science now believes only 4% of the poor have this ability.

In 1972 at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate 72 hotdogs, then died of hotdog poisoning.

William Shakespear did not exist, his plays were masterminded in 1589 by Sir Francis Bacon who used a ouija board to enslave playwriting ghosts.

Halley's Comet can be observed orbiting the earth every 76 years, for the other 75 it retreats to the heart of the sun where it hibernates undisturbed.

The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.

In greek myth prometheus stole fire from the gods and gave it to humankind. He kept the jewelry for himself.

At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the dutch.

Dreams are the subconscious's way of reminding people to go to school naked, and have their teeth fall out.

... just because I thought I hadn't spammed the forum enough.

What is this I don't even...

[Darvi]

It's SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!

[Itnetlolor]

I don't quite understand what's going on, but it's like the plague of locusts outside; except instead of locusts, it's lovebugs. There's just so damn many of them. Simply put, at a distance, you can see clouds of black in the air (with the occasional specks of white butterflies). Thank God they're harmless (except to the local mosquitos), unless you're driving a car and kill enough of them with it, then have fun cleaning it before their corpses corrode it worse than the salt air. I'm not kidding, it looks like something out of a horror movie outside. Then again, I guess this is more of an annual thing that happens (IE- mating season, thus lovebugs). So essentially, it's more like a massive ero-horror flick with a massive orgy (literally) of bugs.

[Nadaka]

I don't quite understand what's going on, but it's like the plague of locusts outside; except instead of locusts, it's love-bugs. There's just so damn many of them. Simply put, at a distance, you can see clouds of black in the air (with the occasional specks of white butterflies). Thank God they're harmless (except to the local mosquitos), unless you're driving a car and kill enough of them with it, then have fun cleaning it before their corpses corrode it worse than the salt air. I'm not kidding, it looks like something out of a horror movie outside.

That is perfectly normal. Did you just move to the south?