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[KaelGotDwarves]

In the Theravadan Buddhist sects, it goes further. Monks and nuns are not to be alone with members of the opposite sex and children outside of vision/hearing distance to avoid ever being put in incriminating circumstances. *cough unlike other priests cough*

[RedKing]

It's the saffron robes, man. They're a chick magnet. 

[Max White]

In the Theravadan Buddhist sects, it goes further. Monks and nuns are not to be alone with members of the opposite sex and children outside of vision/hearing distance to avoid ever being put in incriminating circumstances. *cough unlike other priests cough*

*Buddhist monk gets stranded on a tiny desert island with only a twelve year old girl and coconut trees*
Well fuck...

[Karnewarrior]

In the Theravadan Buddhist sects, it goes further. Monks and nuns are not to be alone with members of the opposite sex and children outside of vision/hearing distance to avoid ever being put in incriminating circumstances. *cough unlike other priests cough*

*Buddhist monk gets stranded on a tiny desert island with only a twelve year old girl and coconut trees*
Well fuck...

At that point, you know you did something to piss off Buhdda bad. Like, Rage-eat a goddamn tree or something level-angry.

That or you get reincarnated as a Mayfly. One of the two.

[Max White]

*Horrible stereotypical anime male bought into reality though science!!! gets stranded on a tiny desert island with only a twelve year old girl and coconut trees*
Well, fuck?

[Duke 2.0]

In the Theravadan Buddhist sects, it goes further. Monks and nuns are not to be alone with members of the opposite sex and children outside of vision/hearing distance to avoid ever being put in incriminating circumstances. *cough unlike other priests cough*

*Buddhist monk gets stranded on a tiny desert island with only a twelve year old girl and coconut trees*
Well fuck...

At that point, you know you did something to piss off Buhdda bad. Like, Rage-eat a goddamn tree or something level-angry.

That or you get reincarnated as a Mayfly. One of the two.

I don't think their system works quite like that, but okay sure.

[warhammer651]

Listening to Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney music

[Max White]

I don't think their system works quite like that, but okay sure.

As I recall, for Buddhists, Buddha has a philosopher, not a deity. The fat guy laughing with the bald head is Hotei, or something like that.

[Akura]

There is no more deadly weapon system in the world than a Russian with two AA-12s."

[breadbocks]

There is no more deadly weapon system in the world than a Russian with two AA-12s."

I like the one where he has M-16s akimbo better.

[tomas1297]

 Saiga-12 > AA-12

[Max White]

There is no more deadly weapon system in the world than a Russian with two AA-12s."

Dear god he's sanity on on the ritz.
Also, military grade? I was under the impression there were treaties forbidding use of shotgun. Then again I am no gun nutter, so not an expert.

[tomas1297]

There is no more deadly weapon system in the world than a Russian with two AA-12s."

Dear god he's sanity on on the ritz.
Also, military grade? I was under the impression there were treaties forbidding use of shotgun. Then again I am no gun nutter, so not an expert.

Russia. You can fire pretty much everything as long as you have a license. It's like learning to drive.

[Max White]

I never learnt to drive. 

[IHateOutside]

IIRC, FPSRussia is in Georgia, USA. He emigrated there and I think his dad is a rather wealthy businessman, possibly an oilman. I know he owns the land he films on, and he had enough land to hit a pumpkin from half a mile away.