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[Tellemurius]

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Vector paused, a knock at the door had announced her new romantic interest. Sighing, she checked that everything was in good condition, and opened the door. Outside was no other than Tellemurius, dressed in a formal attire, while Vector herself was wearing a modest dress. Taking her arm in his, they both synchronized their walking, and exited the apartment. "You look great today." "Thank you, you too."

And then aliens decended, and so grabbing her maths note book, and rolling it up, Vector charged into battle, with Tellemurius using terminal velocity on the aliens. It was amazing, the end.

God I do bad fanfiction.

U mad?

Vector i blame myself for bringing this upon you >_>

[Ochita]

Give a  ill teenager a laugh..

[Max White]

It could do with a few zombies though.

[Tellemurius]

It could do with a few zombies though.

While we're at it: ninjas, pirates, rob- WHY THE HELL AM I ENCOURAGING THIS!?!

[Max White]

It could do with a few zombies though.

While were at it: ninjas, pirates, rob- WHY THE HELL AM I ENCOURAGING THIS!?!

BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT!

[ein]

How could I forget about Fennel Seed? I can't believe I forgot about Fennel Seed...

[Ochita]

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And once the aliens were killed, the air became charged, and they rose again, like puppets, jerky and crude. "It must be electrodes in their brain, to force muscle movement when they are dead!" And so Vector and Tellemurius killed the alien zombies. And then as vector was tearing an arm off, it happened to come off. "These are no normal zombie aliens! These are Android robot aliens!" So the duo ran up the ramp, armed with arms and legs. Until they got to a door, and everything was Russian. So Vector started to fiddle with it, and Tellemurius just smashed it open, and it was an armory filled with various guns, Pi guns, anti gravity guns... So vector got the Pi gun, and Telle got the heat ray.

They stormed though the ship, and even killed dinosaurs, and they activated the self destruct. So Vector ran out of the window, and looked badass when she landed, with shards of metal everywhere. "That... Was.. Improbable..", soon afterwards the CIA came round, and so the duo ran away, and they keep on running this very day.

God, this is more screwed up than my dreams..

[Darvi]

Fanfics about somebody from the community? Been there, done that.

[Tellemurius]

Spoiler: Part 2 (click to show/hide)

And once the aliens were killed, the air became charged, and they rose again, like puppets, jerky and crude. "It must be electrodes in their brain, to force muscle movement when they are dead!" And so Vector and Tellemurius killed the alien zombies. And then as vector was tearing an arm off, it happened to come off. "These are no normal zombie aliens! These are Android robot aliens!" So the duo ran up the ramp, armed with arms and legs. Until they got to a door, and everything was Russian. So Vector started to fiddle with it, and Tellemurius just smashed it open, and it was an armory filled with various guns, Pi guns, anti gravity guns... So vector got the Pi gun, and Telle got the heat ray.

They stormed though the ship, and even killed dinosaurs, and they activated the self destruct. So Vector ran out of the window, and looked badass when she landed, with shards of metal everywhere. "That... Was.. Improbable..", soon afterwards the CIA came round, and so the duo ran away, and they keep on running this very day.

God, this is more screwed up than my dreams..

im just gonna sleep now, i'll probably wake up to something else >_>

[Duke 2.0]

Clearly she was asked out to lunch by a guy studying African Physics.

African physics is what allows all those Libyan rebels who use their AKs like how a 'gangster' would to actually hit something.

Umm, a bit too soon on that joke dude.

That's not the problem, the problem is it being inaccurate. It's East Africans that do that style and can hit anything with it, and the joke was simply over grammatical flipping and never about Africa aside from using that word.

 And yeah, we really don't want to tease her for making friends do we? Cut this crap out. I know this is the midnight hour of zaniness but cool it down before it gets even stupider.

Edit: Kadzar, you have never been to the Penny Arcade forums have you? Half of it is flirting with everybody else.

[Kadzar]

What made me happy today was Bay 12 forums, the only forum I know of wherein it's members occasionally write fanfics about each other.

[Darvi]

Nope. A couple years ago I did that at the LFG forums.

[Itnetlolor]

Been reading up TVTropes, and came around to the Epic Failure article, and then realized why my streams can grab some attention still.

Despite my skills in gaming, whenever I make my playing public (even to a private audience), my chances for certain events tend to reciprocate. For example, where I'm normally good, or would not expect to screw up, I will somehow screw up spectacularly, and other times, the chances for something miraculous that happens in an off-the-wall manner seem oddly more likely; especially when I stop taking the game seriously, and start screwing around.

Spelunky aside (which had it's moments of these), I wonder what other games I can play that can exploit this that would make some of my livestreaming more entertaining?

EDIT:
Duh, LCS and DF Adventure Mode is ripe with stuff like that bound to happen. I can always bandwagon hop XCOM again.

Last epic failure I experienced resulted in decent progress (1st mission, my named guy died along with a couple others), then the game corrupted. I loaded up the old save, all troops died in the mission (on loading; or it retconned into non-existence), and then the world map lacked XCOM bases, yet I was still able to send my Interceptors and Skyranger. Despite having no place to return to, they were flying indefinitely on no fuel, and the aliens took over the Earth unopposed. Talk about epic failure there.

Another epic failure was me forgetting a certain detail of the map in Zillion. A normal exploit I took became my undoing when I noticed the elevator shaft I was jumping down was shallower than expected, and had no way up or out (respawning the elevator car); especially considering I abandon the elevator for an express trip downward.

[Ochita]

I think Mafia had some..

[ein]

Mafia doesn't have fanfiction.
It has a canon.