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[Cthulhu]

Be sure to wear sweaters for feisty cats.  In Vietnam guerilla snipers specifically targeted soldiers with tiny scabs on their arms (A classic hallmark of the feared catsman)

[Ochita]

Charisma break~!

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[RedKing]

There is, of course, only one Samurai Cat.

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[Darvi]

» Tell the world how awesome you are ... or that you really like cookies.

Damn, Steam knows me.

[Ochita]

» Tell the world how awesome you are ... or that you really like cookies.

Damn, Steam knows me.

.... :/

[iceball3]

Finally got the damn house cleaned up, early in fact, and now that my little sister is home she's annoyed that we didn't leave her any work to do and subsequently take credit to. XD

[Lysabild]

That's it. I'm sick of all this "shoot 'em in the head" bullshit that's going on in zombie games right now. Cats deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Cat in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my cat.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single cat and sharpen its claws up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Cats are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a cat can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a cat could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical scratch.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined samurai and their cats of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the cast first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Cats are simply the best pet that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in zombie games. Here is the stat block I propose for cats:
(Superior One-Handed Melee Weapon)
4d10 base damage
+5 proficiency bonus
Heavy blade, light blade (counts as both)
High crit, off-hand, reach, versatile
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of cats in real life, don't you think?
tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage to zombies, see my new stat block.

Sorry but.. I NEED to post this now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLWzH_1eZsc

[Ochita]

Old world from touhou is good music.

[inteuniso]

Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows!

[chaoticag]

stuff

Sorry but.. I NEED to post this now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLWzH_1eZsc

So basically, it's good against unarmored enemies, ie. zombies. Wheres thinner blades would be no good. Also, no matter how powerful spears are, they pretty much tire you out, and a bow is no good in close range.Other than that, Europe at the time never used sheilds so much as bucklers, so that is not much of a valid complaint, since armor provides enough protection as is.

[Retro]

Laptop died the other night. Was able to get my (non-corrupted) hard drive off it, but there was nothing that anyone could do for the poor thing so I had to buy a new one today in order to have my tidal wave of essays all done in time. Already lost three days of work time as-is. Still going to be a while before I get used to the new mousepad and blah blah blah but at least I actually have a computer again, and most of my old files I've managed to transfer over. Rather pleased that I'm not quite as totally screwed as I thought I was.

[Darvi]

Spoiler: Somebody should really make this. (click to show/hide)

Try guessing who's who.

[Ochita]

Take it easy!

But not too easy!

[Cthulhu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLWzH_1eZsc

Mmm, so many tears in the comments section.

[Ochita]

If there is one thing that has made me really happy... Its how every person on the forums accepts homosexuals for who they are, and they don't question why or oppose it.. This is a great forum... And its stopped me from being angry or depressed.