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[MaximumZero]

So, according to my daughter, every superhero is Batman. FlashBatman, GreenLanternBatman, SuperBatman, Martian BatManhunter, IronBatman...the list goes on (father in law is a collector of comics and figurines).

The only exception? "Wobin".

[Rose]

Well duh, they are all the night.

[tomas1297]

So, according to my daughter, every superhero is Batman. FlashBatman, GreenLanternBatman, SuperBatman, Martian BatManhunter, IronBatman...the list goes on (father in law is a collector of comics and figurines).

The only exception? "Wobin".

My friends little brother thinks everything hostile is a robot.
 Dragon=robots
 Giants=robots
 Anything you can find in a combat based fantasy video game =robots...

 It can get really annoying. Also, we were playing video games with that friend. Anyway, we decide to play Silent Hill (don't remember which one) and his brother comes in. So the friend tells him to go away because it's a scary game, but he says he's not scared. Then we decide to play Boxhead 2play on Kongregate (it's an awesome game if you have a friend who you can play co-op with) and this exchange happens:
Friends brother:*nervously*"Brother...ummm (he has a verbal tic, kinda, I guess)...can you play something else?"
Me:"Wait...he's not afraid of Silent Hill, but he's afraid of Boxhead? Wut..."
Friend:"Pff! Are you joking? Look, zombies! And how many!"
*Me and friend laughing*

 I guess it's kind of lost in translation, partially because my friend said that in a stereotypic idiot way. But the idea is "more zombies=more horror".

[Tellemurius]

Aww, Little Jon Connor is growing up XD

[breadbocks]

Oh man... Just overheard this.

"Got a condom I can use?"
"Just use natures condom."
"What?"
"the mouth. "
XD

[Something Evil]

Oh man... Just overheard this.

"Got a condom I can use?"
"Just use natures condom."
"What?"
"the mouth. "
XD

P&S w Gb?

[ToonyMan]

Had kind of a depressing day, however my parents finally got paid so they went out to get groceries, which is really nice since a man can only live on boxes of pasta for so long.  My Grandma is crazy though, she has a upper-class house in a nice town, but she's never at the house!  I've been here for a month and a half now and I rarely ever see her.  Yesterday she said she's going to Florida for like a week, jegus.

Oh, academics is over for now as well.  I'm going back to shop tomorrow for 11 days I think.

[Ochita]

Heh. Person trying to annoy me, gets verbally countered. He deserves it anyway.
Oh, and he is now losing his cool.

[Tellemurius]

Heh. Person trying to annoy me, gets verbally countered. He deserves it anyway.
Oh, and he is now losing his cool.

Dude if he starts puffing up to start some fight just scoff at him more until he feels little inside.

[Criptfeind]

Until?

Really, people that want to fight for the most part already feel little inside.

Thus why they want to fight.

[Bauglir]

-snip-

[Urist Imiknorris]

Maybe have your future goal be to construct additional pylons?

_{(I'm sorry)}

[Darvi]

Wait, that was a a joke? Man, and now I thought we were kindred spirits here.

[Tellemurius]

My university has a set of questions in the graduation form. I answer one, and it will be read as I cross the stage to collect my diploma. What I'm wondering is, does anybody check these before the ceremony? Because I'm sorely tempted to declare that my future plans are "To kill all humans". Although if I do go with a joke, I should probably pick something a little less likely to be misinterpreted as announcing that I am psychotic.

Dude totally do that, just make sure you scribble a BIG JK somewhere on the paper.

[Criptfeind]

Dude. Totally don't do that. Once in a life time things should be treated with respect and dignity.