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[The Merchant Of Menace]

You need the low gravity cheat X3

[inteuniso]

I convinced my parents to get me 23 and me, a genetics test.

For an adopted person like me, it means I can finally know WHERE I originate from. It also gives me a medical history which I do not have at the moment.

[Taricus]

Now make them drunk, grab some sachel charges and put Super explosions on.

And I second the lo gravity cheat.

[Acanthus117]

Oh fucking hell

she picked up a katana

oh god no

she's like Chuck Norris's grandma or something

fucking shit tits bitch fuck aaahhh

[Aklyon]

Samurai Pistol-wielding bouncer-tossing old lady!
That would be interesting to see a picture of.

[Taricus]

Shoot the bitch! .

[Tellemurius]

Speaking of Postal 2....... FUCK YEA FEAR ME XD

[Acanthus117]

IS THERE NO END TO HER SHEER MANGRIT?!

I swear, she's fucking invincible or something, she's burned through I don't know how many Ronins.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Toss a news stand at her

[RedWarrior0]

Thing that made me happy: I realized how fortunate my life is; for example, anything I could post on the sad thread would make me look like an insensitive jerk. I realized how much potential I have if I worked at stuff and how easy life in general is.

On the downside, I live in Michigan.

[Taricus]

IS THERE NO END TO HER SHEER MANGRIT?!

I swear, she's fucking invincible or something, she's burned through I don't know how many Ronins.

Run away. fast.

[Acanthus117]

She just died.  A trucker dude ran her over in his fuel-tank truck thing, but then I shot him with my RPG to avenge her.  And caused quite a bit of collateral damage, but hey, no plan survives contact with the enemy.

[Taricus]

Or RPG .

[Tellemurius]

PIcking up mah paycheck, with a shotgun

[Taricus]

With a cat on the shotgun?