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[iceball3]

No wait, Telle is a reverse ninja. Nevermind.

[Darvi]

Well that's nothing new. The awesome bit, that is. Not the part about the organs.

[Tellemurius]

totally did not expected this in irc

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<Iceball3> Good afternoon Murius.
<Iceball3> Just wanted to say sorry for misplacing your intestines.
<Iceball3> Borrowed them for a little while, and I sorta lost them.
<tellemurius> what?
<Iceball3> What I typed above, basically.
<tellemurius> *checks self*
<tellemurius> you douche
<Iceball3> Hey, at least I left the lower intestine.
<tellemurius> What the hell happen to my intestines in the first place?
<Iceball3> I um.
<Iceball3> Took them.
<tellemurius> FOR WHAT?
<Iceball3> Failed attempt at an electrical experiment.
<Iceball3> I needed to fix that whole in the wall.
<Iceball3> Someone wanted to use intestines for one day in turn for repairs.
<Iceball3> Never saw them after that.
<tellemurius> i was gonna use them in a hour though...
<Iceball3> Sorry man.
<Iceball3> I replaced your own with a rust pipe though.
<Iceball3> It should work.
<Iceball3> Does it work?
<tellemurius> *sniff* i have been robbed
<Iceball3> I AM SO SORRY
<tellemurius> YOU HAVE RUINED MY DAY NOW
<tellemurius> NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO???
<Iceball3> Naw, that's your lack of some of your hormones speaking.
<Iceball3> Did I mention I also took some of you pituitary gland?
<tellemurius> GAHHH!!!!!!!
<tellemurius> THATS IT
<tellemurius> *pulls out makorov*
<Iceball3> HEY
<tellemurius> WE"RE DOING THIS RUSSIAN STYLE
<Iceball3> AT LEAST I GAVE YOU ONE OF MY MANY LIVERS
<Iceball3> You now have two livers, congrats.
<tellemurius> WTF AM I GOING TO DO WITH 2 LIVERS?
<Iceball3> Get shot in the liver and realise you have a backup?
<tellemurius> Yea well
<tellemurius> PEW PEW PEW
<tellemurius> WHAT NOW?
<tellemurius> *cue dramatic death scene
<Iceball3> *Dodges into the bullets.*
<Iceball3> *Steals Telle's kidney as I fall to the ground in extreme slow motion.*
<tellemurius> AH you bastard
<Iceball3> *Replaces it with a picture of a map of San andreas.*
<Iceball3> WHERES YOUR XBOX NOW-
<tellemurius> NEVER HAD ONE
<Iceball3> *Hits the floor and clips through it.*
<Iceball3> *An xbox shoots out from the floor, replacing Telle's intestines.*
<Iceball3> There.
<Iceball3> *Floats up from the underground.*
<tellemurius> >_>
<tellemurius> *fires Makorov at the floating xbox blewing it into pieces*
* Disconnected (Connection reset by peer).
* tellemurius already in use. Retrying with alex_...
* alex_ sets mode +i alex_
-NickServ- This nickname is registered. Please choose a different nickname, or identify via /msg NickServ identify <password>.
* Now talking on #thisthing
<Iceball3> AlexmuriusTellealex.
* tellemurius has quit (Client Quit)
<Iceball3> No wait.
<alex_> wtf
<Iceball3> Who is this?
<alex_> the same damn guy
<Iceball3> Ooh.
<alex_> stupid internet
<Iceball3> *Attaches a broomstick to Murius' head.*
<alex_> WTF IS THAT FOR?!?!
<Iceball3> *It is a magical chocolate broomstick made of ice nd infected with fire.*
<Iceball3> Because it is awesome.
<alex_> *breaks it off and beats Iceball's head with it*
<alex_> DIE!!!
<Iceball3> *It instantly attaches to my head abd explodes*
<alex_> good
<alex_> *takes a smoke out and lights it
* #thisthing :You're not channel operator
<Iceball3> *Disembodied hand bursts out of my chest and begins shooting hairspray at your new xbox intestines.'*
<alex_> NOO IM MELTING
<alex_> TELL MY DAUGHTER THAT I LOVED HER
<Iceball3> YES.
<Iceball3> I'LL GO TELL YOUR DAUGHTER I LOVED HER.
<Iceball3> NO, WAIT, WHAT.

[RedWarrior0]

The first part was NIIIIINJAAAAd

[Tellemurius]

the intelligent battle continues

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<Iceball3> I suggest you get rid of that casing before I press this button again.
<Iceball3> Tenshi!
<alex_> THANK YOU GOD FOR SENDING SOMEONE
<Iceball3> *Steal Telle's othe kidney for saying that.*
<Iceball3> *Puts it baack upside down.*
<alex_> WTf
<alex_> *throws makorov at Iceball's left eye brusing it*
<Iceball3> Strange...
<Iceball3> *Falls over and gives in to pain.*
<alex_> *goes over to him and mugs him*
<alex_> *checks wallet
<Iceball3> *No wallet.*
<Iceball3> *Smacks Telle in the face with my mug from earlier.*
<alex_> *flies back exploding on a boulder*
<Iceball3> NOOOO
<Iceball3> FATHERRRRR.
<alex_> *random shout
<alex_> im not your father
<Iceball3> Your not?
<alex_> No you dumbass, I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
<Iceball3> Wel duh you were my roomate.
<alex_> XC
<Iceball3> How else would I extract the organs.
<Iceball3> ?
<alex_> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Iceball3> YES

[sonerohi]

Due to an error in spacing and formatting, the seven pages of research paper that I struggled to lengthen out, turned out to be thirteen pages of research paper.

[Jopax]

Just saw the Cropse Bride, awesome, happy and sad in a Burton way

[Bauglir]

-snip-

[Tellemurius]

*gives Bauglir a bag*
breath slowly
holy shit this is some awesome new.

[ToonyMan]

I have Crimson Echoes and Flames of Eternity.  I could upload them on mediafire or something.
ChronoTrigger_CrimsonEchoes
ChronoTrigger_FlamesOfEternity

[Max White]

Last night my computer died a horrible death at the hands of malware. While for many this is a loss, I had all my important data backed up and safe on an external, so I took this as a chance to format the drive, reinstall the OS, and start nice and fresh. It's like having a new computer, feels gooood man.


The only downside is that I didn't back any games, so now I'm trying to remember what I had. Still, I'm sure over time my games folder will repopulate itself with fresh indie makes.

[ein]

Walked home in the rain singing and dancing all the way.
Fuck yeah.
Also, my hands are calloused enough now to open bottles with.

[iceball3]

Walked home in the rain singing and dancing all the way.
Fuck yeah.
Also, my hands are calloused enough now to open bottles with.

>_>
Please don't tell me it's the plastic bottles you are talking of...

[Tellemurius]

Walked home in the rain singing and dancing all the way.
Fuck yeah.
Also, my hands are calloused enough now to open bottles with.

woah thats some tough hands, now you just need to polish stones with them and we're good to go!

[ein]

I gots me some bass fingers.