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[Keita]

Ears equipped.

Now I be getting the funny looks.

How the story should go:

"So there we were, programming, in class, when she puts on this fox tail. Good, fine, no problem. She's behind the desk, anyway, so it's not like a lot of people notice.
But then she puts on the ears. You know the ones. They come on a headband... So, yeah, that starts getting her some weird looks.
But then she pulls out a mirror and a face-painting set and gives herself the works: Button-nose, red and white markings, whiskers. Everything.
Then she turns to one of the girls staring at her and goes:
Ayuu?"

Correction, THIS made my day.

[Something Evil]

Why does nothing like this ever happen at my school?

Then there was the time they shorted out the entire electrical system in gradeschool. And took apart the main heating boiler in the building. Or smoked out the upper floors...

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Ears equipped.

Now I be getting the funny looks.

How the story should go:

"So there we were, programming, in class, when she puts on this fox tail. Good, fine, no problem. She's behind the desk, anyway, so it's not like a lot of people notice.
But then she puts on the ears. You know the ones. They come on a headband... So, yeah, that starts getting her some weird looks.
But then she pulls out a mirror and a face-painting set and gives herself the works: Button-nose, red and white markings, whiskers. Everything.
Then she turns to one of the girls staring at her and goes:
Ayuu?"

My day. This has made it.
They're custom made, the same colour as my hair, and the headband isn't visible. as is the tail

[warhammer651]

I just lost the game.


Thats an exact quote from the principal during the morning announcements

[Keita]

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

But anyway, lulz.

[Something Evil]

My day. This has made it.
They're custom made, the same colour as my hair, and the headband isn't visible. as is the tail

Correction, THIS made my day.

Happy to help.

[Solifuge]

I finished uploading my first Let's Play series, recorded in front of a live internet audience! Special thanks to Youtube's bulk uploader, Windows Movie Maker, Livestream, Akigagak, MSH, Realmfighter, Japa, my roommate, and everyone else who made this possible.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I finished uploading my first Let's Play series, recorded in front of a live internet audience! Special thanks to Youtube's bulk uploader, Windows Movie Maker, Livestream, Akigagak, MSH, Realmfighter, Japa, my roommate, and everyone else who made this possible.

Wooden bridges over lava, and raep spears. Fun times XD

[Akura]

Why does nothing like this ever happen at my school?

Then there was the time they shorted out the entire electrical system in gradeschool. And took apart the main heating boiler in the building. Or smoked out the upper floors...

In my school all that happened was all those fake bomb threats(the evacuated the school almost every time), but I think they eventually found the guy doing it and arrested him.
There was that one time someone set fire to a roll of toilet paper and threw it in a trashcan in the bathroom. Fire Department came, put out the toilet paper, then threw it on the ground by the sidewalk and left it there, until it eventually decayed. Not sure why the couldn't have, I don't know, left it in the trashcan.

[Something Evil]

set fire to a roll of toilet paper and threw it in a trashcan in the bathroom. Fire Department came

Double fail. I mean, toilet paper? Really? Also, Fire Dept.? Seriously!?
There was a habit of stuffing food wrappers and used paper handkerchiefs and whatever behind the room heaters strapped to the wall.
Such a bounty of flammable items didn't escape for long, so one day it gets set on fire during Geography. The plume of smoke starts to build, as does the smell, and finally the teacher notices, yells at us for trying to set teh school on fire again and has us put it out ourselves and take all of the garbage that gathered from behind all the heaters and throw it away.
Waste of perfectly good garbage that was...

Edit: Also, this wasn't the time they smoked the school. That was when they made a campfire inside a wooden stationery cupboard. Things got out of hand in a rather interesting way, and, again, no firefighters showed up.

[RedWarrior0]

Classic prank: bring about four pigs/chickens/rabbits/cows/goats/elephants/scorpions/whatever to school. Put a tag numbering them 1, 2, 4, and 5.

[Something Evil]

Classic prank: bring about four pigs/chickens/rabbits/cows/goats/elephants/scorpions/whatever to school. Put a tag numbering them 1, 2, 4, and 5.

It's not classic. I posted it on another site about five months ago, made up on the spot and not having found it anywhere else. It's a take on the (much older) "Bucket of mice" dorm prank. And it was 1, 2, 3 and 5. Kinda suspicious that the mouse in the middle ends up missing.

[Tellemurius]

Ears equipped.

Now I be getting the funny looks.

Neko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RedWarrior0]

Classic prank: bring about four pigs/chickens/rabbits/cows/goats/elephants/scorpions/whatever to school. Put a tag numbering them 1, 2, 4, and 5.

It's not classic. I posted it on another site about five months ago, made up on the spot and not having found it anywhere else. It's a take on the (much older) "Bucket of mice" dorm prank. And it was 1, 2, 3 and 5. Kinda suspicious that the mouse in the middle ends up missing.

True, but in the versions I've heard, it's always been 1, 2, 3, and 5. So sometimes you can shake it up.

Even better is doing it multiple times with the 1,2,3,5, etc. and then doing it with normal numbers.

[Something Evil]

Ears equipped.

Now I be getting the funny looks.

Neko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fox, actually. Or if you're feeling particularly weeabooish, kitsune.