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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16291339 times)

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Re: [⑨] Things that made you the strongest today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #41235 on: March 04, 2011, 12:33:32 am »

Here's the key.  Was it a real fight or was he messing around?  A real fight anything goes.  If you go for the groin in a non-serious fight he should've cleaned your clock.
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Re: [⑨] Things that made you the strongest today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #41236 on: March 04, 2011, 12:34:20 am »

I doubt GamerKnight was a black guy who is the local jackass. I have to deal with the guy every day...
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Re: [⑨] Things that made you the strongest today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #41237 on: March 04, 2011, 12:34:48 am »

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Re: [⑨] Things that made you the strongest today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #41238 on: March 04, 2011, 12:36:16 am »

Here's the key.  Was it a real fight or was he messing around?  A real fight anything goes.  If you go for the groin in a non-serious fight he should've cleaned your clock.
Fuck that, even in bloody duels you never aim for the crotch, you would disqualify immediately and get beaten up by more people

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« Reply #41239 on: March 04, 2011, 12:37:23 am »

Not if you kick them in the crotch.
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« Reply #41240 on: March 04, 2011, 12:39:24 am »

Kicking people in the crotch is a well known tactic. It's the perfect tactic.
Other then ganging up on him.
Or hitting him with heavy objects.
Or fruitcake, there's always fruitcake.
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Re: [⑨] Things that made you the strongest today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #41241 on: March 04, 2011, 12:41:15 am »

Can't beat dirty fighting.

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« Reply #41242 on: March 04, 2011, 12:41:53 am »

To answer stuff said, he called me a cripple because my left knee is in a splint. Quite an achievement that I managed to kick him in the balls. And I am a guy. How did you think I was a girl?  :-\
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Re: [⑨] Things that made you the strongest today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #41243 on: March 04, 2011, 12:42:34 am »

New song to obsess over.
SUN FLOWER!!
better, i got the animation for it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExSJNQcFOfI
you go for straight jabs to pressure points or blood choke

only girls kick guys in the balls

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« Reply #41244 on: March 04, 2011, 12:44:38 am »

Frankly, I don't feel like punching people in the sternum or where the hell his nerves are, the bridge of his nose or his neck. And crotch attacks also work on women, Tellemurius. A little harder but it does.
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Re: [⑨] Things that made you the strongest today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #41245 on: March 04, 2011, 12:44:46 am »

you go for straight jabs to pressure points or blood choke

only girls kick guys in the balls

Not everybody has the training to pretend to be a martial artist on the internet.
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Re: [⑨] Things that made you the strongest today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #41246 on: March 04, 2011, 12:48:08 am »

Hey, I take martial arts lessons.

I'm still a white belt, and even the instructors encourage groin attacks.
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Re: [⑨] Things that made you the strongest today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #41247 on: March 04, 2011, 12:48:20 am »

its not that hard. look i was taught that crotchshots were taboo and cheapshots, it meant you're weak and can't stand up and fight back. I didn't had martial arts training to help with fights in my life.

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Re: [⑨] Things that made you the strongest today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #41248 on: March 04, 2011, 12:49:31 am »

New song to obsess over.
SUN FLOWER!!
better, i got the animation for it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExSJNQcFOfI

That has nothing to do with the song. >:I
I hate it when the animations have nothing to do with the song.

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Re: [⑨] Things that made you the strongest today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #41249 on: March 04, 2011, 12:50:47 am »

New song to obsess over.
SUN FLOWER!!
better, i got the animation for it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExSJNQcFOfI

That has nothing to do with the song. >:I
I hate it when the animations have nothing to do with the song.
Hey im not the touhou fan club, thats your division, im just pointing out something.
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