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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15744075 times)

Tellemurius

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Pick flowers or die~♥
« Reply #40890 on: February 28, 2011, 08:32:22 pm »
i get the point that i suck at jokes
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Pick flowers or die~♥
« Reply #40891 on: February 28, 2011, 08:36:16 pm »
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"This law is a job killer," said Rep. Virginia Foxx (R-NC), who argued the tax increases required to save the human species from annihilation would impose unbearably high costs on businesses.
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"And consider how much money this program will add to our already bloated deficit," Foxx continued. "Is this the legacy we want to leave our children?"
Please... please just stop. I'll crack my skull if I facepalm any harder.
Yes, I know it's a joke.
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They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
Quote from: Vector on March 17, 2011, 11:50:36 pm
... Yes, the hugs are for everyone.  No stabbing, though.  Just hugs.

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Pick flowers or die~♥
« Reply #40892 on: February 28, 2011, 08:40:28 pm »
Nice Banana Republic shirt with French cuffs and cufflinks: 2 dollars at Goodwill.
And who says you need lots of money for great clothes.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Pick flowers or die~♥
« Reply #40893 on: February 28, 2011, 08:45:52 pm »
I'm going to Hell for reading this for sure. Laughing my ass off probably didn't help.
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They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
Quote from: Vector on March 17, 2011, 11:50:36 pm
... Yes, the hugs are for everyone.  No stabbing, though.  Just hugs.

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Pick flowers or die~♥
« Reply #40894 on: February 28, 2011, 08:49:01 pm »
Quote from: Akura on February 28, 2011, 08:45:52 pm
I'm going to Hell for reading this for sure. Laughing my ass off probably didn't help.
I'm not sure who you expect to send you there, seeing that NASA has successfully killed God and all.
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Quote from: Thomas Paine
To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
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No Gods, No Masters.

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Pick flowers or die~♥
« Reply #40895 on: February 28, 2011, 08:52:22 pm »
New boots and a pair of stunna shades.
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I picked up the stone and carved my name into the wind.

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Pick flowers or die~♥
« Reply #40896 on: February 28, 2011, 08:54:54 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on February 28, 2011, 08:49:01 pm
Quote from: Akura on February 28, 2011, 08:45:52 pm
I'm going to Hell for reading this for sure. Laughing my ass off probably didn't help.
I'm not sure who you expect to send you there, seeing that NASA has successfully killed God and all.
Touchè.

I should probably send this article to my boss(who is a pastor), but that might get me fired.
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They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
Quote from: Vector on March 17, 2011, 11:50:36 pm
... Yes, the hugs are for everyone.  No stabbing, though.  Just hugs.

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Pick flowers or die~♥
« Reply #40897 on: February 28, 2011, 08:56:54 pm »
I don't find it sacrilegious, it's funny.  It's poking fun at people use religion to hide from scary progress.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Pick flowers or die~♥
« Reply #40898 on: February 28, 2011, 10:03:44 pm »
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Pick flowers or die~♥
« Reply #40899 on: February 28, 2011, 10:24:57 pm »
Housecleaning:
On one hand, I get home and just want to take a nap.
On the other, holy shit, I just found my calculator and a few old picks.
And my floors are white?
I was not aware of this fact.
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Tellemurius

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Pick flowers or die~♥
« Reply #40900 on: February 28, 2011, 10:28:11 pm »
Quote from: ein on February 28, 2011, 10:24:57 pm
And my floors are white?
I was not aware of this fact.
thats a scary thought if you don't know what the color of your floor.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Pick flowers or die~♥
« Reply #40901 on: February 28, 2011, 10:33:23 pm »
Finally finished the Freelance Astronauts LP of New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Watching the hackpack vids now.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Pick flowers or die~♥
« Reply #40902 on: February 28, 2011, 10:34:23 pm »
Quote from: Itnetlolor on February 28, 2011, 10:33:23 pm
Finally finished the Freelance Astronauts LP of New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Watching the hackpack vids now.
Duke linked me to an image of a pie chart showing the percentage of swearing coming from who.

It was pretty great.
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ein

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Pick flowers or die~♥
« Reply #40903 on: February 28, 2011, 10:36:52 pm »
Quote from: Tellemurius on February 28, 2011, 10:28:11 pm
Quote from: ein on February 28, 2011, 10:24:57 pm
And my floors are white?
I was not aware of this fact.
thats a scary thought if you don't know what the color of your floor.

Hey, cool, it's my chance to say how unfunny your jokes are.
* thumbs up
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Tellemurius

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Pick flowers or die~♥
« Reply #40904 on: February 28, 2011, 10:38:07 pm »
no im bleeding serious, you should see my face when i heard the carpet was originally red.
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