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[MetalSlimeHunt]

http://itsweblognotblog.blogspot.com/
I should never be able to hold an administrative position in anything, ever.
(there's a post about how I would run a fat camp.)

I agree with Toony, we need to make a camp where we pull on your head until I can look you in the eyes without bending over.

What, having trouble driving them insane without eye contact?

[AntiAntiMatter]

On Wikipedia, Fabio's biograph has two headings, "Author and Actor" and "Fabio gets hit on the nose by a goose"

Geese are serious fucking business.

Which Fabio?

[Blargityblarg]

http://itsweblognotblog.blogspot.com/
I should never be able to hold an administrative position in anything, ever.
(there's a post about how I would run a fat camp.)

I agree with Toony, we need to make a camp where we pull on your head until I can look you in the eyes without bending over.

I suggest we expediate the desired results with a simpler process; remove the eyes, and rig up some kind of frame to hold tham at real-eye-height.

[ToonyMan]

We could use those medieval stretching devices that I don't think work in the first place but would be cool to set up just for looks.

[Realmfighter]

Which Fabio?

The only and the best one

[Leonon]

This is glorious.

[Argembarger]

I am happy because I am doing maths and computer science while listening to Katamari Damacy OST.

Working computer code makes me doublehappy

[blackmagechill]

Your short.  You should be placed in a camp that makes you taller by hard labor.

Short for my age (not even in highschool yet), and the thing was from a joke about a science fair thing a while ago that ended up with us not even having finalized an idea, and I wanted something out of it, so I did that.

[ToonyMan]

Well if you're in middle school then I guess the height thing doesn't make you that short at all.

Still a little on the short side I think though.

[Max White]

Only seconds ago I found out that Mork and Mindy is on tv! Aww hell yea!

[blackmagechill]

Well if you're in middle school then I guess the height thing doesn't make you that short at all.

Still a little on the short side I think though.

Yeah, but I seem about average for this area. I'm already taller than my mother, and her parents were both six foot something.

[ToonyMan]

Oh, speaking of height I just remember something my Dad told me last weekend.  Two of my cousins have always been tall, but I found out that the 14 year old one is 6 feet 4 inches and the 12 year old one is 6 feet 1 inch!  That's fucking insane I can't even imagine them being that tall.  Maybe it was an exaggeration but I could believe it from seeing them last time.

[Aqizzar]

It's kind of disappointing being among the tallest people in my family at 5'10".  I mean, it must really suck being my mother.

Tangentially, my right leg is almost an inch shorter than the left.  Wearing a lift on that heel makes me feel taller.

[Rilder]

I thought I was 5ft7 for the longest time but then my brother was like "Uh no your 6ft" which was kinda "Wtf?"

Still don't think I'm quite 6ft but eh.

[MaximumZero]

It's kind of disappointing being among the tallest people in my family at 5'10".  I mean, it must really suck being my mother.

Tangentially, my right leg is almost an inch shorter than the left.  Wearing a lift on that heel makes me feel taller.

I am taller than both of my parents. I stand 5'1".