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[Tellemurius]

nice to know im doing my homework thats due in 2 hours

[The Merchant Of Menace]

The computers categorise this thread as "Offensive and Tasteless"
My school computers find happiness offensive. This amuses me.

[Keita]

College computers.

FUN IS NOT ALLOWED!

[Tellemurius]

they are already trying to control you guys over there so i wouldn't be surprised. the internet sucks so bad at my college i don't think they even bothered blocking anything, hell i seen a kid sitting in the hallway playing WoW.

[Keita]

Hax, putting the monkey's they call a tech department down in they're place.

Our college's techies are complete jokes and I proved by uploading a simple replicating .bat file up to the college network and...

*checks file space*

Yep, 5 months and it's still doing it's thing XD

[Tellemurius]

sounds fun but considering they keep H/W records, im not trying that out.

[Keita]

Meh, the file does nothing more than replicate it's self when the server clock hits 12:00.

Also named the origanl file SH0WDAM and I have a long list of names in it of really old computer parts that the new file renames it's self as XD

[Aqizzar]

Hax, putting the monkey's they call a tech department down in they're place.

I'd have slightly, ever so slightly, more respect for your script kiddie shenanigans if you didn't manage to misspell your manifesto against the IT department in at least five different places.  "Itself", the word you were looking for was "itself".

[Keita]

I'm dyslxic and actually have the papers to prove it.

And yes, it is a very childish thing to do and I did relise it after the initial fun was had.

Remember children, the more you do this, the more you move towards living in your parents basement at age 40!

[Aqizzar]

The dyslexia I freely forgive.  The "itself" business you could stand to work on.

And I'll admit, I had an idea for exactly such a "virus" (if it could even be called such) when I was much younger and getting into programing.  My plan was to have a program crank out txt files full of junk data buried in the system folders, so no one would ever notice.

[Tellemurius]

my dad thought i was dyslexic after he watched me do my numbers backwards on my Financial Aid papers, he was pissed off that my teachers never noticed that i needed help, then i did them normally and my dad was "you can fucking do both?". do i have dyslexia? probably not, i do randomly write my numbers and letters normally and backwards combined but i can do it in flow.

[Keita]

The dyslexia I freely forgive.  The "itself" business you could stand to work on.

And I'll admit, I had an idea for exactly such a "virus" (if it could even be called such) when I was much younger and getting into programing.  My plan was to have a program crank out txt files full of junk data buried in the system folders, so no one would ever notice.

Yes, this was at the end of my 'that' periode when I was really getting into programming. I've decidedd not to touch anything or do anything like that. I believe this is growing up, huh?

[Darvi]

So, despite it being a M rated game, my 13 year old brother bought New Vegas today (considering we're living in the same country where 12 year olds can purchase alcohol despite it being illegal under 16, well ya).

Which mods would you suggest?

"No sound device detected. Fallout: New Vegas cannot run."

The f*ck?

[Vector]

numbers backwards

I had the most terrible time as a child because I literally could not understand the difference between b, p, q, and p for a long while.  I still actually can't tell the difference between script capital E and 3 most of the time, and can only figure it out by writing it.

No, I'm not dyslexic.  I like to think that I'm just more attentive to symmetry than most people.

(... this is just an excuse to have a terrible sense of direction and never know which way something is supposed to face, really)

[Darvi]

Heh, I got Energy weapons, 'splosives and !!SCIENCE!!

That's me alright.