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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16282216 times)

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Auuu~!
« Reply #36090 on: January 19, 2011, 08:30:52 pm »

Or a simple splatter of napalm (homemade) on your faceguard
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« Reply #36091 on: January 19, 2011, 08:32:17 pm »

Also automobiles.  Nothing says fun like blunt force trauma.
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« Reply #36092 on: January 19, 2011, 08:32:59 pm »

Or a .50 BMG.
No, it's not anti-personnel, it's anti-material.
The Russians have a bullet that's, if I remember correctly, 5mm longer and it's anti-tank.
Same applies to anything with that much kinetic power being applied in a single direction.
What happens when you wear something that heavy?
You move more slowly, making yourself an easier target.

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« Reply #36093 on: January 19, 2011, 08:34:20 pm »

I think that was covered by "bigger guns"
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« Reply #36094 on: January 19, 2011, 08:35:21 pm »

American sniper rifles go beyond bigger guns into a class of their own.

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« Reply #36095 on: January 19, 2011, 08:35:41 pm »

It's not just being a target.  Tactics has a lot to do with positioning.  If you run slower, you are in a huge positional disadvantage.  Getting in a good position can mean that 1/10th the number of bullets get chucked your way.  Does your armor block 10x the number of bullets as lighter stuff that won't keep you from getting in position?
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« Reply #36096 on: January 19, 2011, 08:37:09 pm »

American sniper rifles go beyond bigger guns into a class of their own.

So does artillery.  "Bigger guns" serves as a catchall for all these things.
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« Reply #36097 on: January 19, 2011, 08:41:03 pm »

I don't think artillery has a kinetic energy of 15k Joules as it leaves the barrel.
Nor is it nearly as focused a weapon.

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« Reply #36098 on: January 19, 2011, 08:45:22 pm »

...What the Hell are you talking about?  15kJ as it leaves the barrel?  Have you somehow forgotten what the word "artillery" means?
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« Reply #36099 on: January 19, 2011, 08:46:27 pm »

"THIS ANCIENT EARTH PROGRAM MAKES NO SENSE!! WHY DOES ROSS NOT SIMPLY EAT THE WEAKER FLATMATES!!!?"

I've seen that line before, but can't place it.  Do want source.
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« Reply #36100 on: January 19, 2011, 08:47:12 pm »

Obviously you haven't seen what happens when a Howitzer hits a heavily armored person.

... They die, of course. But that's not my point.

Anyway, why not throw those in the category, 'Huge Guns'. Like if you were shot with a MetalStormtm
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« Reply #36101 on: January 19, 2011, 09:43:07 pm »

Obviously you haven't seen what happens when a Howitzer hits a heavily armored person.

... They die, of course. But that's not my point.

Anyway, why not throw those in the category, 'Huge Guns'. Like if you were shot with a MetalStormtm

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Auuu~!
« Reply #36102 on: January 19, 2011, 10:00:37 pm »

jeez people i haven't even tested materials yet its at the drawing board right now. no fricking way can you be protected from cocktails, the only protection from that is maybe firefighter suits but im sure as hell not using those to run around in.

other note, the snow stop, now im begging for a school delay.

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« Reply #36103 on: January 19, 2011, 10:03:47 pm »

The entire fucking world smells like math professor.

Also, I'm done with the next half-week/week of homework and have scalloped potatoes cooking in the oven.  Now it's time to get ahead a little in Russian, because it's always good to have an advantage.
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