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[tomas1297]

its a Saiga 006, a converted ak47 into a sportier .308 semi-auto rifle.

Oh, that's not too bad.

its russian made so its the best.

Yay, Russia! Country of Saiga-12 , AN-94 and SVD!

[ein]

its a Saiga 006, a converted ak47 into a sportier .308 semi-auto rifle.

Oh, that's not too bad.

its russian made so its the best.

Yay, Russia! Country of Saiga-12 , AN-94 and SVD!

Don't forget SKS and Nugget.

[Cthulhu]

It's that time again.

Where to start on this one?  Furry, that's an immediate strike.  Furry webcomics tend to be rife with enough half-suppressed sexual imagery to give Freud all the boners.  Humanimals by the esteemed Andrew Hussie lampoons this very well.

Busy.  It is so fucking busy I have no idea what to look at first.  The images make my eyes hurt and I can't follow what's going on.

Giantess.  I told you, half-suppressed sexual imagery.

[ToonyMan]

It's going to be okay, they only update twice a week.

[Cthulhu]

Well that's good at least.

Made me somewhat happy:  My 500-man English army massacred four times that many Milanese soldiers when they pulled an unprovoked attack on Angers and were subsequently excommunicating for douchebaggery.  Dumpasses got themselves hung up trying to force 2000 guys through a 20-foot wide gate.  I just sat my longbowmen to either side of the gate and tore into them while my General's Bodyguard killed the two or three units that actually got through the gate.  Once they were dead most of the enemies routed and got hung up again going the other way.  I hit them with my cavalry as they floundered around the gate, killing who knows how many.  I'm happy because I kicked their asses, I'm sad because they're so damn stupid.

[tomas1297]

Made me somewhat happy:  My 500-man English army massacred four times that many Milanese soldiers when they pulled an unprovoked attack on Angers and were subsequently excommunicating for douchebaggery.  Dumpasses got themselves hung up trying to force 2000 guys through a 20-foot wide gate.  I just sat my longbowmen to either side of the gate and tore into them while my General's Bodyguard killed the two or three units that actually got through the gate.  Once they were dead most of the enemies routed and got hung up again going the other way.  I hit them with my cavalry as they floundered around the gate, killing who knows how many.  I'm happy because I kicked their asses, I'm sad because they're so damn stupid.

If you have 500-man armies anywhere, you're playing wrong.

[Cthulhu]

It was just a garrison, my real army was somewhere else.

[tomas1297]

It was just a garrison, my real army was somewhere else.

If you have one real army, you're playing on medium.

[Cthulhu]

Yes I am, do you have a problem with that?

[lordnincompoop]

What game, Cthulhu?

[sonerohi]

Medieval 2 Total War, presumably with some mods.

Related to Cthulu, I am now the owner of all the lands from the Iberian peninsula to that little area the Byzantine Empire starts with. Nothing in Africa or the far east though. Milan is holed up in Cagilari, which I am having trouble with because my navy is occupied on the north coast.

[Cthulhu]

No mods.

I did play some Third Age though.  It's sad, since the base game is a historical simulation, a lot of the really cool units are broken as the game doesn't know how to handle them properly.  Sauron derps around occasionally deigning to swing his mace at someone, Mumakil don't actually kill anything when they charge, Trolls and Balrogs work I suppose but they seem pretty overpowered, oh well.

Enough of that though, have a bad webcomic.

[RedKing]

Enough of that though, have a bad webcomic.

Wow. I think the self-description of "a mediocre webcomic" is overly generous.

[Rilder]

Yes I am, do you have a problem with that?

I usually play medium myself, mainly as a habit from when I used to play Europa Barbarorum all the time, RTW has a retarded Difficulty system where setting higher then medium doesn't actually affect the AI all it does is give the other factions money which means instead of facing one great battle you have to fight through several battles, which just gets tedious.

[KaguroDraven]

I've noticed something similer in Medieval 2, only instead of haveing more money, sometimes full and experianced armies just pop into existance somewhere in their territory.