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[Cthulhu]

Just bought a lightly-used GTX 260 off of my cousin.  Good lord this thing is gargantuan.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I wasn't entirely sure whether or not to post this here in the sad thread or this one, buuuut I guess it makes me happier than sad. I just checked the letterbox and there was an envelope packed full of photos of my little girl. It restored my faith in humanity a little that her new parents would do that for me

[Keita]

Discovered an old Nirvana - Bleach CD in my draw a while back, now listening to all they're songs on youtube.

Kurt, we miss you dearly.

[PenguinOverlord]

There is an aircraft carrier for sale. Do want.
http://www.edisposals.com/is-bin/INTERSHOP.enfinity/WFS/Disposals-Public-Site/en_US/-/GBP/ViewProductDetail-ProductAttachments;pgid=MieqQ4wkQg8000ArvQ_8K1sp0000XbAwkLRB;sid=NT_hQIjc7T9Jm8QkAxzxUiAc4PIi3l0R9qE=?ProductUUID=38jAqBIQwVwAAAEsaApaBWLN&CatalogCategoryID=VaLAqBELPagAAAED8GeasfoP
edit: It has no engines?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

We should all chip in and buy it, renaming it from the HMS Invincible the WWW Bay 12.

Engines - Removed
Generators and Pumps - Generally unserviceable or not working

There's alway's a catch...

[Vector]

Nerd commune, anyone?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'm just wondering what the hell we'd do with the thing. Sail around Africa and take down the weaker dictator nations, putting them under our control? Go to Antarctica and steal all of their research at gunpoint for kicks? Become the most powerful pirates in the world? Take control of Somalia and do all of the above?!

[Aqizzar]

Floating, no less.  With the world's best party deck.  Screw the missing engines and pumps, we'll find a way.  New engines, used engines, tugs, sails, oars, harnessed giant squids, anything.

Become the most powerful pirates in the world?

Y'arr, prepare to be boarded!  And take your time, we don't have any engines.  Hey, I said prepare to be boarded, that means stay right there!  Actually, it'd be best you came to us.  Dammit, I said stop moving!  Or at least stop moving away!

[Duke 2.0]

I'm guessing 1d object in a 2d or 3d world?

No, a simple pole is any point where a function over the complex plane is undefined.  Usually, it blows up into infinity.

Wow I hate being 15 and not getting maths jokes ;_;

I'm apathetic about being 19 and not getting the math jokes. It's just not my thing, and I've accepted that. Although I do think the subject would be fun if I didn't have to deal with all the testing crap.

[Gunner-Chan]

I just can't GET math. Period.

But what made me happy... Showing Cromartie and Dokuro chan to Shadow. They're funny enough on their own but... XD

[Itnetlolor]

I'm just wondering what the hell we'd do with the thing. Sail around Africa and take down the weaker dictator nations, putting them under our control? Go to Antarctica and steal all of their research at gunpoint for kicks? Become the most powerful pirates in the world? Take control of Somalia and do all of the above?!

That could work. I mean, we can always shop around for a replacement engine, generator, and pump. And why not take it up to 11 while at it? Since we won't likely have a bunch of planes to put on it, for the hell of it, make a giant golf course or something silly to put atop it? We can also try to mount a railgun atop it so it's armed with some sort of primary weapon.

We can always take it to the Grand Line and find something mightier.

Hell, it could also work as a massive party boat.

[Blargityblarg]

I say we don't buy it, we just pretend to be interested, get all the specs from the vendor, then make n inflatable lookalike.

Because we can.

[KaminaSquirtle]

That could work. I mean, we can always shop around for a replacement engine, generator, and pump. And why not take it up to 11 while at it? Since we won't likely have a bunch of planes to put on it, for the hell of it, make a giant golf course or something silly to put atop it? We can also try to mount a railgun atop it so it's armed with some sort of primary weapon.

We can always take it to the Grand Line and find something mightier.

Hell, it could also work as a massive party boat.

Why no make it a massive party boat with a giant golf course and a railgun?  It's big enough.
We'd be the most awesome ship on the seas.

I say we don't buy it, we just pretend to be interested, get all the specs from the vendor, then make n inflatable lookalike.

Because we can.

Or we can do this.
But then no railgun.

[Itnetlolor]

I say we don't buy it, we just pretend to be interested, get all the specs from the vendor, then make n inflatable lookalike.

Because we can.

Might as well make it's horn a loud squeaky noise. Like a giant rubber duck.

EDIT:
Hell, let's do that with the original thing.

And if we're going with the full combo, might as well make hole 18 loading the railgun. I can imagine the damage a golfball can do to another ship or building. Heck, we can sail over the Dubai, and fire the golf ball via railgun into one of the golf course holes.

[Blargityblarg]

Or we could sail into North Korean waters and watch as the world burns =/