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[MetalSlimeHunt]

And isn't virgin vanilla?

I read this as something dirty.

There are things you don't read as dirty?

Oh, and good news* everyone! Sturgeon appear to have gained the latent powers of the Old Carp as of 31.17! We're all going to die!

*_{^{Subjective, this is actually horrible news.}}

[Jervous]

mmmm vanilla

[KaminaSquirtle]

I don't see how any of those things relate in any way KaminaSquirtle.

Yeah I guess so.  Just a feeling I had.  Sorry for bothering you.

And isn't virgin vanilla?

I read this as something dirty.

There are things you don't read as dirty?

Oh, and good news* everyone! Sturgeon appear to have gained the latent powers of the Old Carp as of 31.17! We're all going to die!

*_{^{Subjective, this is actually horrible news.}}

I noticed this, had all 7 of my starting dwarves mauled by a skeletal sturgeon once.
They're hardcore fish.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Meh, I'm becoming used to it. On another note, Boyscholar was murdered by outlaws, His title must have offended them.

[Jervous]

Reminds me of a local story of a man getting killed in prison by other criminals for a crime he had commited.

: |

[The Merchant Of Menace]

NoNCE I take it?

[Leafsnail]

Yeah, rape is only really used in goblin civs (which there aren't any of at the moment).  You can end up with all sorts of disturbingly named goblins ("Akigigak").

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Reminds me of a local story of a man getting killed in prison by other criminals for a crime he had commited.

: |

Well, it isn't all that suprising. Prisoners tend to have more lax moral codes than most people, but there are still things they consider abhorent. It's not a very survivable situation to be a child murderer bunked with a life sentence without parole adult murderer, for example. You won't last a month if they find out the specifics of your crime. I know that in high security women's prisons, those who've gotten there by killing their own children tend to meet mysterious and unfortunate ends that don't get investigated very well.

[Akigagak]

Yeah, rape is only really used in goblin civs (which there aren't any of at the moment).  You can end up with all sorts of disturbingly named goblins ("Akigigak").

HEYHEYHEY

Akigagak is Dwarven.

[Akura]

I don't see how any of those things relate in any way KaminaSquirtle.

Yeah I guess so.  Just a feeling I had.  Sorry for bothering you.

And isn't virgin vanilla?

I read this as something dirty.

There are things you don't read as dirty?

Oh, and good news* everyone! Sturgeon appear to have gained the latent powers of the Old Carp as of 31.17! We're all going to die!

*_{^{Subjective, this is actually horrible news.}}

I noticed this, had all 7 of my starting dwarves mauled by a skeletal sturgeon once.
They're hardcore fish.

In Soviet Haunted Biomes, sturgeons make caviar from you!

[Jervous]

NoNCE I take it?

I don't know what you mean but I'm going out on a limb and saying yes.

Well, it isn't all that suprising. Prisoners tend to have more lax moral codes than most people, but there are still things they consider abhorent. It's not a very survivable situation to be a child murderer bunked with a life sentence without parole adult murderer, for example. You won't last a month if they find out the specifics of your crime. I know that in high security women's prisons, those who've gotten there by killing their own children tend to meet mysterious and unfortunate ends that don't get investigated very well.

I know that. The only suprising part for me is that it happened so close to where I live. Scary stuff.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

NoNCE: Not on Normal Courtyard Exercises, Usually a Paedophile or, as previously stated, a child murderer. Named so, because they are usually segregated from "normal" inmates.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Warning, what you are about to see will likely cause irreparable damage to your ability to converse with bearded individuals.

[Leafsnail]

HEYHEYHEY

Akigagak is Dwarven.

Fair enough.  But "The Rape of Crows" can still come up for goblins.

[ein]

Warning, what you are about to see will likely cause irreparable damage to your ability to converse with bearded individuals.

Heh, awesome.

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