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[Schilcote]

That doesn't make any sense, but who cares? BOOM!

[ein]

Rice for dinner.
I put on copious amounts of wasabi, curry, and rice seasoning.
My tongue would be numb with pleasure, but I've developed a ridiculous tolerance to spicy things.

[Nikov]

Ground beef, broken into strands, in a bowl. Add soy sauce. Add boiling water. Add beef stock. Microwave. Add ramen noodles. Stir, sit, stir, consume. Dehydrated onions, garlic, ginger or chives to taste. Do not undercook meat.

[ein]

That sounds delicious.
And I don't even eat beef.

[Nikov]

Devour the flesh of the hapless
Consume as a glutton feckless
Indulge! Indulge!
Blood runneth down relentless!

[Schilcote]

I'm probably going to get net-lynched for saying this... So I won't say it. Ha.

[Nikov]

Naturally we will all assume you meant the most horribly perverse and obscene thing you could possibly have interpreted from my poem.

[ein]

Holy fucking Hell.
So much raw power.
Preamp +20dB, fader 37%, volume 11.
My headphones turned into a sex toy with hardly any drop in sound quality.
Ears are still ringing.

[Schilcote]

Naturally we will all assume you meant the most horribly perverse and obscene thing you could possibly have interpreted from my poem.

No, if I meant that I'd say it and get a pat on the back for it.

I was going to express my rational views on politics.

[Nikov]

Ein? Uh. Putting vibrators on your ears is not covered under warranty.

[ein]

But they make great headphones if you do some quick rewiring.
Never had one blow out under stress that'd blow out normal headphones in 30 seconds flat.

[Nikov]

Yes, but they are still giving you ear herpes.

[ein]

So that's what those little bumps on my ear are...

[Gunner-Chan]

I did something silly and sneaky!

[Nikov]

Alternately they're zits.

Ear zits hurt like SOB's and there's nothing you can do about them. So glad I'm out of puberty and into mustache-growing age.