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[Schilcote]

Spoiler: What a dick (click to show/hide)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: You fuckin' mute?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Good.
You: It's not good at all you dick.
Stranger: No need for insults, please.
You: YOu insulted me!
Stranger: Did I?
You: By laughing at my injuries
Stranger: Can you prove that?
You: I was made mute by a robot
You: That punched me in the trachea
You: And then ripped off my head
You: And put it in his stomach
You: He eats metal and old people's pills
Stranger: Stop at "ripped off my head" please.
You: And I assembled that stuff into a new body
You: So I'm a cyborg
Stranger: Because even if you got a new head, you'd be functionally dead.
Stranger: Or, at the very least, completely different, with no recollection of the incident itself.
You: Man
You: Life support
You: Haven't you heard of that shit they did in Russia?
Stranger: For a missing head?
Stranger: Are you fucking insane?
You: They kept a dog's head alive
Stranger: Wait, forget I asked that.
You: Separate from the body
You: It even tried to eat
Stranger: That's different than keeping a body alive without a head.
You: I don't care about the body
You: I'm talking about the head
Stranger: Then how did you get the head back from the robot?
You: I didn't
You: Can you not read?
You: Okay, here's what happened
You: Robot punches me in trachea
You: Rips off my head
Stranger: Wait, he had Your head in his stomach.
You: PUts my head
You: In his stomach
Stranger: And you recycled him into a cyborg Inside his body?
You: From within his stomach I assemble a new body
You: No
You: He eats metal
Stranger: How the fuck did you manage that?
You: And old people's pills
You: I assembled that into a new body
You: Man, when you're desperate you can do a lot of stuff
You: Like moms who lift cars off their kids and stuff
Stranger: ....With no hands?
You: I used my mouth
You: It took a few years
You: So I got really adept with my tongue and lips
You: ... Ladies...
Stranger: Um.... even if that were true... that's pretty impossible.
Stranger: Your head would've died by then.
You: The fact that I'm alive says different
You: I was hooked up to life support inside the robot
You: It was using my thoughts as fuel
Stranger: No, it means you're a pr.... that makes no sense.
You: Also metal and old people's pills
Stranger: You're just making this shit up as you go.
You: No I'm not!
You: You seen Toy Story?
Stranger: It's the "imagination" game here.
You: You know that thing
You: Witht he baby head
You: And the spider legs?
You: That's basically me
You: But an adult head
You: And bigger
You: And not a toy
You: I am serious business
Stranger: Whenever I point out an illogical fallacy in your thinking, you make something else up to render it moot.
You: You haven't pointed out a single illogical fallacy or whatever nonsense you're talking about
Stranger: Instead of continuing that pointless path, I'm just going to say wtf.
You: Stop thinking so highly of yourself
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wouldn't you hate watching a sci-fi movie with this guy?

...
Sounds like a Sci-Fi writer.

[Earthquake Damage]

I just want to know what constitutes an illogical fallacy.

[Schilcote]

I just want to know what constitutes an illogical fallacy.

NO U! is one I think.

[cowofdoom78963]

I just want to know what constitutes an illogical fallacy.

Anything that people dont want to blow their fucking mind.

[Tack]

Ok, you called him a dick. It's a person on omegle who uses Punctuation! THOSE ARE SO RARE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, THAT GUY WAS AWESOME!

[Gunner-Chan]

I got my silly little mod Playable at least now. It's nothing impressive at all besides giving me an alternative to dwarves and diversifying items a little bit. I'm not done on the item front by a long-shot but this is enough to get me playing again since well. Janet haet dorf dorf.

[Solifuge]

Found my Halloween costume avatar. I'm going as a horrible monster.

[Elegy]

You are now the feared Red-X!!

[cowofdoom78963]

Ah damn it all. Enough with the cropped porn avatars.

[Cthulhu]

So who all has Cropped Porn avatars?

[Earthquake Damage]

So who all has Cropped Porn avatars?

Yo! 

[Duke 2.0]

 The Minecraft Froums are lousy with them. Unfortunately, it's pokemon porn.

[Gunner-Chan]

Unfortunately, it's pokemon porn.

Unfortunate maybe. There's some nice looking pokemon out there~

[Tack]

Spoiler: Omegle (click to show/hide)

You: Funny how three clicks can change your life.
You: Forever~
Stranger: yo. imma black man. from chinaaa
Stranger: you like black men?
You: No, you're a white female from America
You: Don't try to lie to me, darlin'
Stranger: imma black mannn
Stranger: from china
You: No, you're an Eskimo!
You: From ESKIMOLAND
Stranger: oh you got me
Stranger: imma eskimo
You: There. All you got to do is guess something more awesome
You: So. You must be an Eskimo pirate, then.
Stranger: yeah
You: Ever been to the future?
Stranger: ooooh your good
Stranger: yepp
Stranger: its sweet
You: Lemme guess... there's a lot of eskimo pirates around
Stranger: yep
You: But, I suppose the Eskimo Pirate population might get wiped out by the Carribean Ninjas.
Stranger: yeah, those bitches.
You: Hey, it's cool. You could always go back in time and kill them all as children.
Stranger: hey! youre clever!
You: Well, it generally has the unexpected side-effect as one of the Ninjas going back in time to protect them.
You: And then one of them is Arnold Swartzenigger.
Stranger: oh shit.
You: And then YOU are Arnold Swartzenigger. And then shit gets all fucked up.
Stranger: hes a real bitch.
You: Are you kidding?
Stranger: shit. im glad you told me that!
You: Pirate Swartzenigger vs Ninja Swartzenigger?
You: YOU HAVE TO DO THAT
You: History DEMANDS it!
Stranger: that would make a great move
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: *movie
You: Arrrrr'l be back.
You: ... Ouch, that hurt.
Stranger: I like it!
You: o.0
Stranger: the eskimo pirates are calling, cya stranger!
You: Bye!

[Leafsnail]

Ah damn it all. Enough with the cropped porn avatars.

Other than Janet's (presumably)... I wouldn't've guessed any?