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[KaguroDraven]

......How do you lose a Prime Minister?

[Jackrabbit]

The Australian Way.

[Duke 2.0]

 He wandered out during the summer afternoon. Minutes later his ashes were blowing in the wind.

[Schilcote]

Well, you take him into a taxi with you and you leave him on the seat and you just forget.

[Leafsnail]

In my last school everyone was gay for me. It was extremely disturbing.

That's a whole different kind of "teen fiction".

If you count "girls who do competitive horse-riding" as jocks, then yes.

Sounds more like a sortof snobbery thing, really.  There are some girls I know who actively try to destroy friendships and cause problems though... ugh.

[KaguroDraven]

Maybe a dingo ate him? I know they eat babies, maybe they eat Prime Ministers too?

[Jackrabbit]

I was just telling Aqizzar, he was taking a walk along the beach and then suddenly we don't have a Prime Minister any more. Consensus is that he fell into the sea. How the hell does that work, did the rip tides literally eat him? I mean, throw yourself as dramatically as you can into the sea, starting from the beach. Then enjoy the pain as your head hits sand because beaches in Australia all follow the same sorta format and that's that the water gradually gets deeper and you sure as hell can't accidentally fall out far enough to get swept away.

e: Harold Holt, was actually swimming, probably drowned.

That's so disappointing, not that this country has any lack of weird things going on.

[Duke 2.0]

 Clearly he was trying to escape a savage pack of drop bears.

[Akura]

Carp.

[KaguroDraven]

Carp.

Skeletal Carp.

[Boksi]

Do carp even live in the ocean? I haven't embarked near an ocean in, what, two years?

[Jackrabbit]

There doesn't need to be, there is shit in our waters that can digest bone.

[Schilcote]

I was just telling Aqizzar, he was taking a walk along the beach and then suddenly we don't have a Prime Minister any more. Consensus is that he fell into the sea. How the hell does that work, did the rip tides literally eat him? I mean, throw yourself as dramatically as you can into the sea, starting from the beach. Then enjoy the pain as your head hits sand because beaches in Australia all follow the same sorta format and that's that the water gradually gets deeper and you sure as hell can't accidentally fall out far enough to get swept away.

e: Harold Holt, was actually swimming, probably drowned.

That's so disappointing, not that this country has any lack of weird things going on.

Huh, the internet contains no images of a wave with a mouth. Those search terms do turn up pornography with safesearch on though, so at least not all of the rules are broken.

There doesn't need to be, there is shit in our waters that can digest bone.

That reminds me, there's this one acid I read about that just goes right through the skin and dissolves the bone, leaving everything else intact. I wonder what death by chemical deboning would look like? Hmm...

[KaguroDraven]

Austrailia is a bigger death trap than anywhere else in the world, it's actuilly not all that suppriseing.

[Akura]

Do carp even live in the ocean? I haven't embarked near an ocean in, what, two years?

Well, I don't think skeletal carp would have any issue with living in the ocean.