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[Cthulhu]

I tried to shave once with just water and a single-blade disposable razor.  I cut myself three or four times before I was finished.

[Elegy]

I shave like a REAL MAN. I do it with lighter fluid.

BUT HOW DOES A LIQUID CUT HAIR?!? :U

He lights the liquid on fire, he burns off the hair.

BUT WOULDN'T THAT BURN YOUR SKIN TOOOOO!?! :U

[MetalSlimeHunt]

True Dwarves just regrow the beard fast enough that the fire never reaches your skin, giving you a flaming face. The position of firebearding is much debated in dwarven society, and is perhaps the only thing they debate in terms of morality, given the vast amount of beard destroyed in the process of doing it.

[Aqizzar]

I tried to shave once with just water and a single-blade disposable razor.  I cut myself three or four times before I was finished.

I actually do this fairly often to trim the whiskers off my cheekbones.  It's not worth it to use cream, so I just wet the razor and very carefully touch at it until all the hairs are off.

The problem is, the more you shave, the thicker and faster it grows back.  At this rate, by the time I'm thirty, I'll have facial hair up to my eyeballs.  Oh God, I'm turning into my Dad.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

[The problem is, the more you shave, the thicker and faster it grows back.

I'm fairly certain that's just an old wive's tale.

[KaguroDraven]

[The problem is, the more you shave, the thicker and faster it grows back.

I'm fairly certain that's just an old wive's tale.

Nah, it's true, same with normal hair actuilly. It grows back really fast, then grows longer than that slower.

[Schilcote]

[The problem is, the more you shave, the thicker and faster it grows back.

I'm fairly certain that's just an old wive's tale.

Nah, it's true, same with normal hair actuilly. It grows back really fast, then grows longer than that slower.

It's also a function of how manly you are. No, seriously. Believing yourself to be manly increases testosterone production and facial hair growth.

[Elegy]

And believing yourself to be feminine gives you GREAT TITS.

[Schilcote]

Golden: Dude, you just RPGed a bird.
Vallhallan: Damn right I did.

[ein]

I don't really like Luna Dial, but everytime I hear Demetori's version, I like it more.

And I still want that guitar.

[Itnetlolor]

I found, or more like remembered, a nice little hole near my fort in Minecraft. Holy hell, that place is enormous. Bigger than the last hole. Surprisingly, I found a good little gold deposit, and I also have so much coal, I no longer have to worry about running out.

I'm surprised I missed it, but at the same time, I'm glad I waited to explore it. It required a bit of base jumping to get in initially, and placing ladders out. I found a few cave waterfalls while exploring as well. I'm not messing with those. The river is above my head (although I'm really deep inside). Not taking chances.

[ECrownofFire]

I have just successfully purchased Minecraft. Hurray for yet another timesink in my life!

[Aqizzar]

I have just successfully purchased Minecraft. Hurray for yet another timesink in my life!

Yeah, you can pretty well kiss at least a couple dozen hours goodbye over that purchase.  Oh fuck, I have to go finish my railroad.

[MaximumZero]

I got permission from the weightlifting coach to use the punching bags in the upstairs gym. ^_^

[Elegy]

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