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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16295682 times)

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #23595 on: October 13, 2010, 11:15:24 am »

I have a clone, he lives in austrailia. I would never screw him, and I'd rather not fight him. He's my best friend and I prefer to make fun of him for the name the cloners gave him. Besides the screwing your clone thing brings up a big question, is it Incest, Masturbation, or Normal?
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #23596 on: October 13, 2010, 11:16:23 am »

I do believe it is incest, as the clone is not you, no matter how much you want him to be.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #23597 on: October 13, 2010, 11:17:52 am »

I'd do my clone. If she wanted it or not!

But because she's my clone she probably does want it.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #23598 on: October 13, 2010, 11:24:06 am »

I do believe it is incest, as the clone is not you, no matter how much you want him to be.
If it looks like a pig, smells like a pig, and acts like a pig, it's a pig.
If my clones looks like me, acts like me, thinks like me, how is it not me?
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #23599 on: October 13, 2010, 11:28:58 am »

I do believe it is incest, as the clone is not you, no matter how much you want him to be.
If it looks like a pig, smells like a pig, and acts like a pig, it's a pig.
If my clones looks like me, acts like me, thinks like me, how is it not me?
We have the same computers with the same specs and software. Surely they are the same computer, so if I were to smash my own your computer would end up smashed.

 This really isn't that difficult to think about. Your close is a different instance of you, no matter how identical they are. Separate instances are separate entities that share common features. It's clonecest, not masturbation.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #23600 on: October 13, 2010, 11:30:34 am »

I do believe it is incest, as the clone is not you, no matter how much you want him to be.
If it looks like a pig, smells like a pig, and acts like a pig, it's a pig.
If my clones looks like me, acts like me, thinks like me, how is it not me?

Because it doesn't think like you. As soon as you cloned it from yourself, it will have a different perspective. Clones are similar to identical twins. Just because they look like you and stuff doesn't mean it's you. Would you hump your twin?
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #23601 on: October 13, 2010, 11:32:32 am »

I have no twin, but I would hump twins.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #23602 on: October 13, 2010, 11:32:39 am »

I have a clone, he lives in austrailia. I would never screw him, and I'd rather not fight him. He's my best friend and I prefer to make fun of him for the name the cloners gave him. Besides the screwing your clone thing brings up a big question, is it Incest, Masturbation, or Normal?

I, personally, go with masturbation, if the clone is a perfect copy of yourself. If the clone is a fairly accurate copy of yourself on the DNA level, with differring though patterns/processes, so that it's closer to call the clone a "member of your family" it'd be incest. If the clone in question is, as is discussed here people that are freakily similair to us but not an actual clone, it's normal.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #23603 on: October 13, 2010, 11:32:56 am »

Would you hump your twin?
This is a theoretical question to outline a point. Please don't answer this folks.

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #23604 on: October 13, 2010, 11:33:39 am »

Is it wrong this discussion makes me happy?
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« Reply #23605 on: October 13, 2010, 11:34:20 am »

No
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« Reply #23606 on: October 13, 2010, 11:35:15 am »

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #23607 on: October 13, 2010, 11:37:20 am »

Would you hump your twin?

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What does Koakuma have to do with a discussion on humping your twin? O_O
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #23608 on: October 13, 2010, 11:45:50 am »

No idea.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #23609 on: October 13, 2010, 11:47:53 am »

Maybe janet is saying Koakuma is her twin? *shrugs*
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