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[Leafsnail]

According to "I write like", I write like Cory Doctorow.

Who??

[Schilcote]

I had a dream where I was on a boat and I and the crew were lassoing flying seals out of the sky. This was either to pass the time while we were waiting for, or to attract the attention of, our main quarry, a flying anthropomorphic cheetah which was for some reason out on the ocean.

Arghh. I always get screwed when it comes to dreams. I always dream that I had a perfectly normal day and then I wake up and say "FUCK YOU I'M NOT DOING THAT AGAIN". Or that I'm sleeping.

[Kadzar]

My dreams usually suck or I don't remember them. That's why this one made me happy. Plus the fact that what I was doing was like whaling with lassos.

[Realmfighter]

According to "I write like", I write like Cory Doctorow.

Who??

I write like Lewis Carroll

Haha!

[Boksi]

I have an avatar now :3

[Enzo]

According to "I write like", I write like Cory Doctorow.

Who??

I write like Lewis Carroll

Haha!

I copy-pasted a two page short story from Grade 10 that I had on my harddrive. It said I write like William Shakespear.

It was a story about beans from space that eat brains. I do not trust this writing analyzer.

[Schilcote]

According to "I write like", I write like Cory Doctorow.

Who??

I write like Lewis Carroll

Haha!

I copy-pasted a two page short story from Grade 10 that I had on my harddrive. It said I write like William Shakespear.

It was a story about beans from space that eat brains. I do not trust this writing analyzer.

*looks around shiftily*
...

*decrypts folder named "stories"*

EDIT:

I apparently write like Stephen King.

EDIT:

But my older writings remind it of Arthur C. Clarke, which I actually kind of agree with.

[Realmfighter]

Your FanFics are terrifying.

[Jopax]

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

[BigJake]

^^That^^

edit:  I didn't even notice that was a link.  *cranks that shit*

[Schilcote]

Your FanFics are terrifying.

...
Why do you say that?

[KaguroDraven]

I also loved that poem and it has just made my day.

[Leafsnail]

I don't trust it either.  I just typed "LOL LOL LOL LOL" for a whole page and it gave me Charles Dickens.

[Realmfighter]

I put "Bums and Titties Bums Bums and Titties." and I got James Joyce

[Schilcote]

I don't trust it either.  I just typed "LOL LOL LOL LOL" for a whole page and it gave me Charles Dickens.

I dunno, it seemed to come to pretty good conclusions when looking at my writing...

I should paste some of Lovecraft's open domain works in and see if it gets it right.

EDIT:

Also remember that it has to come to SOME conclusion, so if you type bullshit in it's just going to give you something random that it thinks is right.

EDIT:

It consistently claims Lovecraft is Lovecraft, so it can't be probably isn't completely random.