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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16181220 times)

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21045 on: September 20, 2010, 01:34:39 am »

 I don't think a staple can close if embedded in you. The closing mechanism is the plate on the opposite side of the stapling mechanism, so without a smooth plate for the staple to slide into it'll remain open. Happened to my brother and we figured why it stayed open and easy to pull out.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21046 on: September 20, 2010, 01:44:31 am »

I cut my hand open with a knife when I was two. My brother was supposed to be watching me, but he had to feed the ostrich chicks, so he left me in the house alone. I decided I wanted an orange, and I knew I needed to cut it open. SO I got the biggest knife I could and started sawing at an orange, and i managed to slice myself twice in the right hand. Still have the scars. So my mum gets home and finds a trail of blood all through the house, and a bloody knife with an orange stuck on it.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21047 on: September 20, 2010, 01:47:43 am »

I was sitting and staring into space, becuase for some reason I can't concentrate at all lately.
Anyway, I was sitting and staring into space...

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Is it just me, or does the expression change?
« Last Edit: September 20, 2010, 02:08:30 am by Tack »
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21048 on: September 20, 2010, 01:49:03 am »

I was sitting and staring into space, becuase for some reason I can't concentrate at all lately.
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Throw in a double down and I'll listen.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21049 on: September 20, 2010, 01:57:28 am »

Heh, I jammed the lock to my parent's front door with a paperclip, once upon a time. My grandpa tried to set me straight on how locks worked after that, but I only retained the barest bits, other than that I needed more specialized tools than a paperclip to open most tumblers.

I remember my elementary days were spent largely away from the crowds. Our school was on a funny recess rotation, and it changed from day to day, so often I wouldn't share a recess with any of my friends. Those days, I'd usually stay off the big play-structures, and spent a lot of time wandering around the school and exploring, reading books in my favorite willow tree, and rooting around at the fringes of the playground. We had plenty of woodland, plains, and marshy wetlands, so bugs, mushrooms, plants, and the occasional small animal abounded; there was a family of foxes, lots of tadpoles and frogs, and a few painted turtles I saw from time to time. I remember breaking small boulders I'd find against the sidewalks too, to learn about their composition, and look for agates and fossils.

Whenever I shared a recess with my friends, though, we'd run around sharing stories, playing roleplaying games (mish-mashed kiddie LARPS) which often progressed to dueling with large sticks, and talking about cool videogames and books. When Winter rolled around, I tended to be more social; organizing the construction of elaborate snow-palisades made of rolled snowballs taller than I was, sledding down hills with folks, and having huge free-for-all snowball fights. I was the cruel bastard that dipped snowballs into the half-frozen pond, turning them into cold, wet slushballs. When I had a snowball fight, I fought to win.

Winning often entailed getting sent inside for the rest of recess.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21050 on: September 20, 2010, 02:05:34 am »

I don't think a staple can close if embedded in you. The closing mechanism is the plate on the opposite side of the stapling mechanism, so without a smooth plate for the staple to slide into it'll remain open. Happened to my brother and we figured why it stayed open and easy to pull out.

Yeah, I know it wouldn't, but when a staple gets shot up into the arch of your foot you don't really consider the physics of it.  For a few seconds I thought it closed.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21051 on: September 20, 2010, 02:06:02 am »

For some reason, I pictured Rochester as Marisa in pants and a waistcoat plus monocle.
Now, I can't stop seeing him that way.

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21052 on: September 20, 2010, 04:33:12 am »



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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21053 on: September 20, 2010, 06:24:45 am »

RE: Being Stabbed

Being stabbed hurts, no doubt, but not as much as a broken bone. Neither feel very pretty.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21054 on: September 20, 2010, 06:28:39 am »

So, they're making an Avatar-parody porn movie. In 3D. We all knew it was coming.
This should probably make me sad, but I can stop laughing.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21055 on: September 20, 2010, 06:49:56 am »

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21056 on: September 20, 2010, 06:50:35 am »

RE: Being Stabbed

Being stabbed hurts, no doubt, but not as much as a broken bone. Neither feel very pretty.

Agreed. And being stabbed and having it glance off bone has its own special brand of ouchie.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21057 on: September 20, 2010, 07:41:39 am »

RE: Being Stabbed

Being stabbed hurts, no doubt, but not as much as a broken bone. Neither feel very pretty.

Agreed. And being stabbed and having it glance off bone has its own special brand of ouchie.
Glancing off the bone to become embedded in a joint/organ is likely even worse.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21058 on: September 20, 2010, 08:37:54 am »

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