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[Solifuge]

All that talk of jam and home-brewed beer has reminded me of when we used to make raspberry and blackberry preserves from the bushes in our back yard. Once the apples and pears are in season in a few weeks, I think I'm going to make some spiced apple butter and pear preserves... oooh, and some pies.

I've really missed Autumn.

P.S. I am happy that Toony has once again revealed himself for the Troll he is.

[Ochita]

On my fifth try, the first one today, I have bested the final boss of La-Mulana. Huzzah!

I shall doubtlessly end up plunging myself into despair with the Hell Temple, but that is a project for another day.

OH GOD YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GETTING YOURSELF INTO. On that note, have fun and remember! Sequence breaking! Huzzah!

[Duke 2.0]

Hmmm, those trebuchets. I like their counterweights...

I say, those counterweights are making my beam rotate.

[Leafsnail]

A free period first thing on monday, allowing you to sleep in, makes all the difference.

[Il Palazzo]

Hmmm, those trebuchets. I like their counterweights...

I say, those counterweights are making my beam rotate.

The photographer obviously knew his engineering.

[Duke 2.0]

Hmmm, those trebuchets. I like their counterweights...

I say, those counterweights are making my beam rotate.

The photographer obviously knew his engineering.

I get the feeling he took this photo for the projectile in his sling and not with his engineering knowledge.

[alway]

I was playing Just Cause 2 last night and figured out something awesome. It is common knowledge that one can hook your grappling hook to 2 vehicles or objects at once to attach them together. It seems that works with the passenger jetliners at the large airport near the city as well. I set up a pair of jetliners on the runway, one behind the other, and then hooked them together. I got in the first passenger jet and managed to take off, pulling the second plane up with me.

Unfortunately, it only lasted a little over a minute, as the second plane tends to swing around a bit, and it turned sideways. This of course acted like a giant airbrake, causing my plane to stall and both crashed into the ground. Unfortunately, print screen didn't seem to work (stupid console ports or something) and so I couldn't get any screenies of it.

[Cthulhu]

Spoiler: Cthulhu vs. The Bearmind (click to show/hide)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi.
You: I'm from Not Denmark.
Stranger: Oh, yeah.... Daniel Agger )))
You: What?
Stranger: Mikael Laudrup ))
You: Stop saying names.
Stranger: Footbal
Stranger: Denmark footbal )))
You: I'm not from Denmark.
Stranger: Agger footbal player in Denmark )))
You: I don't care. )))
Stranger: Im Russian
You: Oh.
You: Are you a bear?
Stranger: 20
You: You're 20 bears?
You: Some kind of gestalt lifeform?
You: That's pretty scary, actually.
You: The Bearmind
You: I'm gonna make a movie about that
Stranger: My game in footbal. FC Zenit Vladimir Bystrov
You: What does FC stand for?
You: Freakin' Commies?
Stranger: No! Footbal Club
You: Oh.
You: Duh
You: How silly of me.
You: So how do you work anyway?
You: Do you get smarter the more bears are in the area?
Stranger: I'm love russian vodka
You: Can you ride a unicycle?
You: You might want to add some bears to your hivemind.
Stranger: Русский знаешь?
You: You're a little slow.
Stranger: Putin
Stranger: Rasputin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was going to translate "you are twenty bears" into Russian via Babelfish but he left.

[Mindmaker]

Spoiler: Cthulhu vs. The Bearmind (click to show/hide)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi.
You: I'm from Not Denmark.
Stranger: Oh, yeah.... Daniel Agger )))
You: What?
Stranger: Mikael Laudrup ))
You: Stop saying names.
Stranger: Footbal
Stranger: Denmark footbal )))
You: I'm not from Denmark.
Stranger: Agger footbal player in Denmark )))
You: I don't care. )))
Stranger: Im Russian
You: Oh.
You: Are you a bear?
Stranger: 20
You: You're 20 bears?
You: Some kind of gestalt lifeform?
You: That's pretty scary, actually.
You: The Bearmind
You: I'm gonna make a movie about that
Stranger: My game in footbal. FC Zenit Vladimir Bystrov
You: What does FC stand for?
You: Freakin' Commies?
Stranger: No! Footbal Club
You: Oh.
You: Duh
You: How silly of me.
You: So how do you work anyway?
You: Do you get smarter the more bears are in the area?
Stranger: I'm love russian vodka
You: Can you ride a unicycle?
You: You might want to add some bears to your hivemind.
Stranger: Русский знаешь?
You: You're a little slow.
Stranger: Putin
Stranger: Rasputin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was going to translate "you are twenty bears" into Russian via Babelfish but he left.

This thing made me HAPPY today.

[Ochita]

Girls are weird. They seem to view me being gay as cute.  Still it made me happy.

[userpay]

Hmmm, those trebuchets. I like their counterweights...

I say, those counterweights are making my beam rotate.

The photographer obviously knew his engineering.

I get the feeling he took this photo for the projectile in his sling and not with his engineering knowledge.

I see what I did there now....

[atomicwinter]

Girls are weird. They seem to view me being gay as cute.  Still it made me happy.

I think the whole concept behind that is they think your more sensitive or some jazz.

[Aqizzar]

Cthulhu vs. The Bearmind

Gentlemen, we have met the enemy.  He likes football and is kinda dumb.

[Schilcote]

Cthulhu vs. The Bearmind

Gentlemen, we have met the enemy.  He likes football and is kinda dumb.

We are the Bearg. Resistance is football. You will be assimilated.

[Il Palazzo]

Aqizzar! What's wrong with your face!?!

I should probably post this in "things that made you scratch your head thread".