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[Acanthus117]

Don't forget to train her in Krav Maga.

[MaximumZero]

You trying to raise an assassin, MZ?

Also, I pity the first boyfriend that dumps her. Preemptive pity.

Not an assassin, just a girl who can take care of herself.

Also, I do, too. Muahahaha!

Don't forget to train her in Krav Maga.

I don't know Krav Maga. A combination of Muay Thai, Savate style Kickboxing and Ninjutsu will have to do.

[Acanthus117]

Ship her off to Israel and somehow convince the IDF to train her!

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IF YOU JUST BELIEVE

[Akigagak]

Not an assassin, just a girl who can take care of herself.

....

A combination of Muay Thai, Savate style Kickboxing and Ninjutsu will have to do.

"Face-kicking ninja" = Assassin. At least in my book.

Still, good on you. I know people that refuse to teach their kiddies how to fight at all, saying that it'll only encourage them to be violent. And yes, I've taken a fair few martial arts classes. The difference in 'battle-scars' between me and my friend after we were jumped by bullies (this was still at school) was noticeable, even with just the small amount of training I'd had.

[MaximumZero]

Not an assassin, just a girl who can take care of herself.

....

A combination of Muay Thai, Savate style Kickboxing and Ninjutsu will have to do.

"Face-kicking ninja" = Assassin. At least in my book.

Still, good on you. I know people that refuse to teach their kiddies how to fight at all, saying that it'll only encourage them to be violent. And yes, I've taken a fair few martial arts classes. The difference in 'battle-scars' between me and my friend after we were jumped by bullies (this was still at school) was noticeable, even with just the small amount of training I'd had.

Well, Martial Arts turned me from an impulsive, hyperactive 14 year old with no desire to have any self control or humility into someone who can mostly function in the real world. I look back to when I was a kid, and say, "Man, how could you have been like that?" I don't want her to go through that, so instilling discipline will be priority 1.

[Acanthus117]

Haha, I wish my dad taught me martial arts.

At least he's teaching me to make food that's actually edible

[Schilcote]

Never played Chrono Trigger but...

Does this sound familar to anyone?[/url]
If not: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-_XvOAF8zk

[Vector]

Why do I feel like I've just been rickrolled.

[Akigagak]

You have. But shill failed with that second link.
The first is a fake, though.

[Schilcote]

You have. But shill failed with that second link.
The first is a fake, though.

Eh? I don't think it is, though I've never played the actual game.

EDIT:

Also, Lotsa Spaghetti! http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/luigi-spaghetti

[dragnar]

Never played Chrono Trigger

Go. Now. Get an emulator and play. I don't care what else you have to do.

Edit: the first link isn't a fake, that's Robo's theme.

[Schilcote]

Never played Chrono Trigger

Go. Now. Get an emulator and play. I don't care what else you have to do.

But that would be piracy.

From what I've heard, I might just make an exception anyway...

[dragnar]

Never played Chrono Trigger

Go. Now. Get an emulator and play. I don't care what else you have to do.

But that would be piracy.

You can pay later, your first priority is to play. Besides, it's not like squaresoft is making any money off it anymore.(You should still buy it once you're done though.)

[Duke 2.0]

Never played Chrono Trigger

Go. Now. Get an emulator and play. I don't care what else you have to do.

But that would be piracy.

You can pay later, your first priority is to play. Besides, it's not like squaresoft is making any money off it anymore.(You should still buy it once you're done though.)

The only money to be made off of it is from secondhand game stores and their bargain bins that contain SNES cartridges. Or collectible nerds. Square will not mind at all you playing it on an emulator.

[Realmfighter]

Piracy is only amoral if you get caught.