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[Retro]

If you want to try another recipe from within a game, try Portal's cake recipe, as read by one of GLaDOS' nodes at the end. It's, uh, interesting.

A friend actually made this for me.  It was, in fact, delicious and moist.

Really? The, uh... full recipe?

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One 18.25 lbs package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all-purpose flour
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers
Fish shaped candies
Fish shaped solid waste
Fish shaped dirt
Fish shaped ethyl benzene
Pull and peel licorice
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin
Fiberglass surface resins
And volatile milk impoundments
9 large egg yolks
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
1 cup granulated sugar
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'
2 cups rhubarb, sliced
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
1 tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
3 tbsp rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tbsp rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.

[ILikePie]

I don't he/she included those "garnishes" in his/her cake.
...
I don't know Vector, but pretty sure no one thinks dirt or sediment are delicous.

[smigenboger]

If you want to try another recipe from within a game, try Portal's cake recipe, as read by one of GLaDOS' nodes at the end. It's, uh, interesting.

A friend actually made this for me.  It was, in fact, delicious and moist.

Really? The, uh... full recipe?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

One 18.25 lbs package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all-purpose flour
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers
Fish shaped candies
Fish shaped solid waste
Fish shaped dirt
Fish shaped ethyl benzene
Pull and peel licorice
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin
Fiberglass surface resins
And volatile milk impoundments
9 large egg yolks
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
1 cup granulated sugar
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'
2 cups rhubarb, sliced
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
1 tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
3 tbsp rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tbsp rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.

That list was fucking awesome to read aloud while blasting industrial music, btw

[Vector]

Really? The, uh... full recipe?

A bit light on the garnishes.  But other than that, it was as written.

[ILikePie]

I should try baking that. Did your friend's cake include fish shaped cracker and candy?

[Vector]

I should try baking that. Did your friend's cake include fish shaped cracker and candy?

Nah, just chocolate shavings, cherries, frosting, and so on.

It was really good, though...

[ILikePie]

Sure sounds like it, it's been a while since I've had cake.

[Labs]

I should make this and give it to people and ask them if lies taste good.

[Akigagak]

And no matter what they answer, call them liars.

[ToonyMan]

Nurse Ratched is flipping insane, damn son.

[inteuniso]

My first class for my first day of school is Java Programming.

[Vector]

Nurse Ratched is flipping insane, damn son.

I warned you, bro

I warned you about her breasts

Uncleeeeeean

[smigenboger]

Am I missing something?

[Vector]

Meh.

Nurse Ratched's cleavage makes me angry, mostly because it's described in such a predatory fashion in the novel.  Or possibly scared.  One of the two.  I am making a reference to

1. My saying that previously

2. MSPA (badly)

[ILikePie]

Um... This Nurse Ratched?

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From one flew other cuckoo's nest?