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[Cthulhu]

There is no necronomicon that makes you insane, just books called Necronomicon written by various people.

Only I have the real Necronomicon, and you can't have it.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

You have the real Necronomicon? Is it true that it h̡̡̬͓͉̱̯ͭ̂͊́̑̐̄ͤͥͤ͑͋̾̿͐́͠͞ä́͐̀̈̈́́́̚͟͏̶̣̲̜̱͓͉ŗ̟͈͔̮͈̫̫̞̣̖̬̺̜̱͍̘̭̝̔̓ͬ̇ͩ̒͂́̌͌̋ͭ̂̍͝m̗̠̖̘̝͈̖͕̪͇̎ͧ̎ͤ̆̎̅ͬ̑͐ͪ̓͐͋̑̕͘s̶̵̛̛̱̰̬̫̮̙͔̹̝̊ͦ̄ͪ͘ͅ ̵̧̎͆ͦ̉̓͘҉̗͍̹͔̺̦̤r̴̛͉̱̬̟̙̹̗͖̘͇̯̺̼ͪ͌ͬͥ͐̅ͦ̾ͯͧ̀͑ͮ̓̆ͫ̚͢ͅͅẻ͓͎̖̠̙̼͎̦̹͖͐̐ͬ̐̓̇͗̑̓̈́̓̉̑̆͞a̵̪̭̫̰͓̝̥͍͚̘͔̫̣̠̘͌̋̓ͧ͌ͬ̀̈́ͦͮ̏̈̏ͤ̉͗͜͠l̴̪̩͓̲͖̩̪̳͋̇͒̕͢͞i̢̡̺̗͓̦̦͚̲̝͍̤͐̍ͮ͗̀ͨ͊͐̌̃ͦ͆̋ͦt̢̛̲͖͍̦̫͍͎̠̩̞͕̐ͤͣͦ̽̐͊ͣ̊̉ͮͤ̚͟ͅy̡͒̃̃̽̎̏̾ͮ͆ͫ̆ͥͫ̀҉̭̹̰̱̞̻̝̞̪̹͔͖̩̻̺ ̡̬̥̣̘̱͈͎͎͛̇̇̋͑̏ͮ̂͋̉ͬ͗ͬ̏ͮͣ́͟b̛͉͙͕̳͙̣͈̦̮̝͖̣͙ͤͥͥ̂ͭͩ̏̋ͯͩ̾̈́̾͢y̵̼̘̼̟ͩͦ̓͛ͥͩ̎ͩ̓̈̃͘͘ ̛̩̜̺̤̣͍̞̣̯̬̺̯̞̲̖̲͙͊̉ͦ͗̋͢͜ȩͪ̉ͥ̄̆̃͊͛̇̏̐̾͌̒͋̎̀͜͏̳̪̜͈͉͍̠̯͙͉̰̞̩̫͚̺̙̤ͅx̢ͪ̐̿ͣ͋ͥ̈́҉͏̨̜̯͈̗̗̝̗͎̫͍̖̺̠ͅĭ̷̵̙͕̰̝͇̳͔̝̺̯̩͇̲̏̒̅̉̉ͯͭ̆̒ͤ̄͡s͚͖͇͚̯̣̝͎̱͚̹͖̮̮͎̼ͫ̿ͦ̂̊̆̏̍ͪ̑͌̄͘͟ͅt̋͒̎̄̌̽̎͌͌̍ͧ̃̾̈͌ͯ̄̊̀̚͘͡҉̸̥̖͔̝̞̥̤̝í̸̫̹̩̣͔̤̥̱̘̺́͆̾́̓͂ͧ͂ͮͣ͘͢ͅn̻͔̪̰͔͕͚̻̤̖͚̯̦͉͍̓͆ͪͫ̊̔̓ͥͮ͗̍̑̀̔̚͞͞ͅğ͉͙͙̯͕͕̲̳͇͓͕̞̹͎͈̖̾̈́̈̈́̏́͊͊͋͌̒͌̚̕͘͡͡ͅͅ?
 

[MaximumZero]

I just taught my two year old to execute a snap armbar. ^_^ She's going to be so much fun in kindergarten.

[Aqizzar]

Every time I think I've finally gotten tired of Stalker's stupid tricks and loading bugs, it pulls another good one.  Lab basement - I haven't had the crap scared out of me by a videogame in a long time.

[Vector]

I just taught my two year old to execute a snap armbar. ^_^ She's going to be so much fun in kindergarten.

She is going to be amazing.  My dad just taught me to punch and drive people's noses into their brains.

I never got to practice the latter >_>

[MaximumZero]

Upward palm under the nose, or Muay Thai clinch knee?

[Cthulhu]

Controllers gonna control.

[CJ1145]

Upward palm under the nose, or Muay Thai clinch knee?

Backfist is the only way to go, man.

[ToonyMan]

Fuck controllers, that's where I'm stuck in SoC right now.  I'm just going to play my brand new CoP now instead when I can.

[MaximumZero]

To drive someone's nose into their brain? Backfist would be very awkward to use at an upward angle. You have to drive the cartilage in the bridge of the nose up and back into the skull for the whole thing to work. Backfist is fine if you're just trying to break the nose, but if you're looking to do lethal damage, you need to use it on either the temple or the jugular, not the nose.

And don't tell me that you think the spinning backfist is even remotely useful. Jabs and palm strikes do way more damage with much greater speed per strike.

[Duke 2.0]

 And you don't even aim for the nose to drive bone into the brain, it's right between the eyes that does that.

[CJ1145]

To drive someone's nose into their brain? Backfist would be very awkward to use at an upward angle. You have to drive the cartilage in the bridge of the nose up and back into the skull for the whole thing to work. Backfist is fine if you're just trying to break the nose, but if you're looking to do lethal damage, you need to use it on either the temple or the jugular, not the nose.

And don't tell me that you think the spinning backfist is even remotely useful. Jabs and palm strikes do way more damage with much greater speed per strike.

Spinning backfist? Screw that, just smack the mother right there on the nose, no need to get so technical.

[MaximumZero]

Either way, it's not something I would teach a student. If they need to know something like that, chances are, they already know it. Army Rangers really think they're hot stuff until you show them what hand speed can do in a brawl. ^_^

[Aqizzar]

To drive someone's nose into their brain? Backfist would be very awkward to use at an upward angle. You have to drive the cartilage in the bridge of the nose up and back into the skull for the whole thing to work. Backfist is fine if you're just trying to break the nose, but if you're looking to do lethal damage, you need to use it on either the temple or the jugular, not the nose.

And don't tell me that you think the spinning backfist is even remotely useful. Jabs and palm strikes do way more damage with much greater speed per strike.

You talk about this like you think you've done it before.  I'm sorry, but watching some Bruce Lee movies will not let you snap necks and kill fast with bear hands.

Also, what the Hell is a "backfist"?  Whatever happened to just hitting a guy in the eyesocket with your knuckles?  If you want to kill him, you knock him down and stomp on his throat a few times.

[MaximumZero]

To drive someone's nose into their brain? Backfist would be very awkward to use at an upward angle. You have to drive the cartilage in the bridge of the nose up and back into the skull for the whole thing to work. Backfist is fine if you're just trying to break the nose, but if you're looking to do lethal damage, you need to use it on either the temple or the jugular, not the nose.

And don't tell me that you think the spinning backfist is even remotely useful. Jabs and palm strikes do way more damage with much greater speed per strike.

Spinning backfist? Screw that, just smack the mother right there on the nose, no need to get so technical.

A lot of people seem to think it's awesome because they've seen Enter The Dragon one too many times.