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[Josephus]

Then you have an exploding spray can.

I actually have a friend who hates lizards with a passion (and yet she likes bugs, what the fuck). The last time she was at my place, she saw a tuko which is a small gecko. She grabbed my lighter, my can of axe, and set it the fuck on fire.

I was like, what the hell. Everything smelled like cooked lizard for days.

[CJ1145]

Then you have an exploding spray can.

I actually have a friend who hates lizards with a passion (and yet she likes bugs, what the fuck). The last time she was at my place, she saw a tuko which is a small gecko. She grabbed my lighter, my can of axe, and set it the fuck on fire.

I was like, what the hell. Everything smelled like cooked lizard for days.

Marry that bitch right now.

[Josephus]

I just know one day we'll be at the zoo and end up getting fined for cooking the goddamn crocodiles.

[CJ1145]

I just know one day we'll be at the zoo and end up getting fined for cooking the goddamn crocodiles.

Damn it man, I will buy you the ring myself, but you need to do this.

[JoshuaFH]

I heard that you can make a mosquito explode by letting it bite you, and then pinching the skin around it. I've yet to accomplish this feat years after hearing it, and I've yet to find any youtube videos of such an act, leading me to believe that it's actually a hoax.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

It's a hoax.

[Josephus]

It's a hoax.

That's what you'd like us to think... mosquito spy.

[Duke 2.0]

 I know like 15 boy scouts who have tried that on a hundred of the little suckers each. It's false.

[CJ1145]

Spoiler: Mosquito Spies? (click to show/hide)

[Acanthus117]

Haha, I managed to kill a mosquito just now by waving a lit candle everywhere. I got some molten wax on it, and it diiiied.

I did burn the fuck out of my hand though, but it's OK.

I got one of the bastards!

[Josephus]

Haha, I managed to kill a mosquito just now by waving a lit candle everywhere. I got some molten wax on it, and it diiiied.

I did burn the fuck out of my hand though, but it's OK.

I got one of the bastards!

It diiiiiiiied? I think you're being a bit overdramaaaaaaaatic.

[Acanthus117]

Stooooop coooomplaaaaainniiiinggggg.

Iiiiit maaade foooor quiiiite aaaa siiightttt, aaaa duuude flaaaailllinng arrrouunnnd aaa caaanddlee attt seevennn innnn the morrrninggg, sccreaaamingggg bloooody murrrderrrr.

/wtf

[Karnewarrior]

your trolltag is Acanthus117 and you Speeeeak iiiin a exiiiitableee maaaaneeer!

[Acanthus117]

I do not know of this trolltag of which you speak, young Padawan.

[Josephus]

your trolltag is Acanthus117 and you Speeeeak iiiin a exiiiitableee maaaaneeer!

I think I like how Vriska talks. She's so goddamn insistent. And you know she'll probably murder you if it seems expedient.