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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16281985 times)

Aklyon

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17100 on: August 18, 2010, 10:56:07 pm »

if the virus has made any significant administrative level changes, I just say fuck it and reformat.
If this was in the DF tagline thread, it would probably be like this:
Reformatting: Because Pyrric victories are still technically a win for you.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17101 on: August 18, 2010, 11:00:50 pm »

I prefer Pyrrhic victories to taking it in the bum from stuff that's beyond my knowledge level. Reformatting is the only way I can return to a modicum of sanity, even knowing there's a 50% chance stuff I care about was already compromised.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17102 on: August 18, 2010, 11:02:33 pm »

There are tons of things that could be said for reformatting.
Reformatting: Because fuck you virus, I still have the hard drive.
Reformatting: Did you really think that would work out well for you, virus?
Reformatting: Screw with my computer? Ha ha ha, no.
Reformatting: I wonder what this function does?
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17103 on: August 18, 2010, 11:03:40 pm »

Avira Antivir: because I prefer to stop virus problems before they start.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17104 on: August 18, 2010, 11:06:45 pm »

I just use AVG and MalwareBytes to clean up after it. :)
Heck, Malwarebytes even managed to get rid of those nasty fake antivirus ones.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17105 on: August 18, 2010, 11:10:08 pm »

Reformatting: Fuck you virus, this is MY stuff.
Reformatting: Try blocking this, virus!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17106 on: August 18, 2010, 11:14:48 pm »

Avira Antivir: because I prefer to stop virus problems before they start.
I'd switch if I were you. Avira antivir is full of fail. Seriously. Six months ago I got Virut, which OLD, and it failed to detect it. (For the record: malware bytes failed to detect it too. AVG and Avast detected it just fine. I went for Avast because it's less resource-intensive)
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17107 on: August 18, 2010, 11:27:44 pm »

I had Virut get past AVG but get removed by avira, so yeah...
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17108 on: August 18, 2010, 11:31:49 pm »

 I haven't had any visible virus during the entire time I've had this extremely old computer and operating system. My father suggested that I have one of the types of infection that acts as a firewall for others. However, unlike a bot that would do such, there are no signs of activity when I leave my computer alone with internet for extending periods of time.
 Am I really just that lucky?
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17109 on: August 18, 2010, 11:34:50 pm »

Nah. Viruses are easy to avoid most of the time. There's a good chance you'll never see one if you are careful about what sites you visit.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17110 on: August 18, 2010, 11:36:23 pm »

I always manually delete them.
It's so much easier.

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A: Yes. Go to a DOS prompt and type "format c:". Any problems you are experiencing will cease within a few minutes.

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17111 on: August 18, 2010, 11:38:49 pm »

I would feel bad for someone who did that without knowing the results, but everyone really should know what that will do.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17112 on: August 18, 2010, 11:39:28 pm »

Is it a magic code to remove all viruses?
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17113 on: August 18, 2010, 11:39:49 pm »

does anything happen if you try to format a nonexistant drive?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17114 on: August 18, 2010, 11:45:30 pm »

I doubt it, but I'm not willing to try.
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i had the elves bring me two tigermen, although i forgot to let them out of the cage and they died : ( i was sad : (
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