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[MetalSlimeHunt]

After rummaging about my pantry, I have come to a startling conclusion:

In one hand, I have pancake mix.

In the other, I have a bag of chocolate chips.

I know what I must do.

How are you going to take over the world with chocolate chips and pancake mix?

With the power of chocolate chip pancakes at his command who would dare oppose him?

By creating chocolate chip pancakes so irresistable that everyone else in the world developes fatal health issues from them?

[Schilcote]

After rummaging about my pantry, I have come to a startling conclusion:

In one hand, I have pancake mix.

In the other, I have a bag of chocolate chips.

I know what I must do.

How are you going to take over the world with chocolate chips and pancake mix?

With the power of chocolate chip pancakes at his command who would dare oppose him?

Me, using death-ray equipped robots that make CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES/WAFFLES. PERHAPS ALSO BLUEBERRY.

[Footkerchief]

This man has amazing eyebrows.

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[JoshuaFH]

I've finished eating my chocolate chip pancakes. They were the most delicious thing I've eaten in quite a long time.

Hell no am I going to share these with the world.

[Aqizzar]

Hell no am I going to share these with the world.

Hoarder.  That's how you're going to take over the world, isn't it?  With your covetous pancakes.  Wars will be fought over them.

[Vector]

This man has amazing eyebrows.

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Oh dear god that is amazing <3

[Aqizzar]

And now you know why Leonid Brezhnev was the bestest of all General Secretaries.  Just try to stare down a guy whose eyebrows can do that.

[Armok]

@foots picture: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Vector]

I maintain that we need more men with eyebrows like that.  Our society is all about fixing "unattractive features," and I don't like it :I

[Karnewarrior]

Why? Your most unattractive feature is frizzy hair. Besides, that happens naturally, with the pretty ones getting more mates than the ugly ones. This isn't always the case now, but there is a trend towards stupid, pretty people.

[Dakk]

I maintain that we need more men with eyebrows like that.  Our society is all about fixing "unattractive features," and I don't like it :I

Shuuuuuuun



Lets see if you'll agree when every man on the streets is over 300 pounds, has hair on every cavity and surface with eyebrows that can wrestle a bear.

[dragnar]

with eyebrows that can wrestle a bear.

That might just make up for the rest. Maybe.

[Vector]

Why? Your most unattractive feature is frizzy hair. Besides, that happens naturally, with the pretty ones getting more mates than the ugly ones. This isn't always the case now, but there is a trend towards stupid, pretty people.

Huh?

No, I like my frizzy hair.  It makes me look like Ms. Frizzle, which is always a plus in my book (because I used to be The Dorothy).  It's because I happen to find "le beau laid" the most attractive.  Big crooked noses, interesting eyebrows, a bit of age... :3

Lets see if you'll agree when every man on the streets is over 300 pounds, has hair on every cavity and surface with eyebrows that can wrestle a bear.

>_>

Nah, it's more like... I way prefer people who haven't completely "cleaned up."  Nice clothes will always be nice.  It's just good to have an interesting-looking person in those nice clothes.  I get so bored walking around on college campuses, seriously.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

People always strive to be perfect, but if you get there in any way things become...become...Dakk, your avatar is both distracting and too creepy for words. I don't want to watch it, but I don't dare look away, lest it come to life and attack me.

[Dakk]

Really? I see all kinds of people in college, from long haired metalheads, hipsters and goths to catholic girls, jocks and really big bear like guys. From indie-cred pretentious design student to typical bros hanging around with their silly incubus shirts and xbox.

@MetalSlimeHunt: It scares even me, I'm terrified of changing it, afraid it'll reach out and drag me into its horrid booty shaking dimension if I try. I'm slowly getting used to it though, it compels thee to booty shaking.

THEE MUST BOOTYSHAKE, THE BOOTYSHAKE ENTITY COMPELS THEE