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[MetalSlimeHunt]

Morphine...causes....delirium...in....high...doses...

We...are...such...nerds...

[Taco Dan]

Hmmm... Ginny/Cho, anyone?

Nah, Ginny/Hermione would be hotter.

[Josephus]

Ginny/Cho/Hermione would be even hotter. It's simple math.

[Jackrabbit]

This is stupid.

I ship Hedwig/Firebolt

[Taco Dan]

This is stupid.

I ship Hedwig/Firebolt

Nah, what about Voldemort/The Weaslys' Flying Car?

[Josephus]

This is stupid.

I ship Hedwig/Firebolt

Nah, what about Voldemort/The Weaslys' Flying Car?

Nowhere near as hot as Hogwarts Castle/Thestral #4

[Jackrabbit]

All joking aside at least one person ships Hogwarts/Giant Squid.

TV Tropes you have way more information than I ever, ever needed.

[Taco Dan]

Wait, are we talking about the building or the students/staff inside?
On second thought... don't tell me.

[Lumbajak]

From a /tg/ thread that discussed how Orks get bigger 'n meaner the longer they keep winnin'.

As the inquisitorial experiments on the tyranids continued, humanity learned more about the inner workings of their foe. Using their own psychers, they probe the hivemind through a Zoanthrope they managed to capture, constantly watching their men die as they are overwhelmed by the beast. Through a gruesome process of trial and error, they manage to have some form of success. Certain phrases are repeated by those psychers that managed to "connect" to the hivemind before their demise. "The great devourer" was the most common of them. There was also often mention of fear or fleeing, though no hint was given as to what that was about.

One great servant of humanity finally managed to say alive for almost an hour before his mine was severed. He reported that he had clear visions, which was a first for these experiment. When he wondered about "the great devourer" he saw what could only be expressed as true horror.

An impossibly large beast, lumbering through what seemed to be warpspace. Vaguely humanoid in appearance, it had a metallic hide with several pores along it's torso. Through these pores it would consume entire worlds, pulling them out of their star systems and only releasing them once every usable resource had been stripped from them. With every planet the beast would grow just a bit more powerful.

The horror had an equally monstrous psychic presence, flowing through it's bulky body like blood through veins.

As the psycher's mind was filled with images, he begun to describe more disturbing details. Large tusks that jut forth from it's maw, hide made of plates of metal and bolts, crude weaponry covering every angle, oceans of green figures swarming within it, familiar glyphs of all sizes everywhere, a loud, constant inhuman yelling...

The entirety of the tyranid was fleeing from what had appeared to be evidence of one of humanity's own greatest fears: that orks infest other galaxies. Worse yet was this particular threat, an gargant large enough to consume several worlds at once.

In his last seconds of life, right before the psychic connection was severed, the man let out a horrid scream as he read the name scrawled on the chest of the gargant.

"GALAXY STOMP'IN....

GORKKEN MORKANN..."

[ein]

I introduced a friend to Soul Coughing, Weezer, Tool, and Deftones.
I was pleasantly surprised at how much he liked Deftones, actually.

[Vector]

Snape x whatever

I always liked Snape better than anyone else =/

[Gunner-Chan]

I didn't like most of the characters in Harry Potter. I liked the writing but I never really found anyone to like.

[Karnewarrior]

Hey, Voldemorts lovable. As long as you can get over the whole 'kills babies on the off chance they might destroy him and is Hitler in disguise' bit. 

[Realmfighter]

Hitler is a sexy bastards.

[ein]

Hitler wasn't very sexy.
Now, Stalin on the other hand...