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[Vector]

Just got back from farming   It was ridiculously awesome, and I was paid in some $30 worth of vegetables and fruit (+ room and board).  It was also much, much easier than people kept trying to convince me it would be, so I am pleased ~

[Karnewarrior]

Hooray!
I'm definitely not a farming type, but I'm happy you like it. 

BTW, If I have 4 apples, and I give away 3 apples, can you tell me how many apples I have in an alternate, post-apocolyptic universe?

[Vector]

BTW, If I have 4 apples, and I give away 3 apples, can you tell me how many apples I have in an alternate, post-apocolyptic universe?

None.  The bastard who "convinced" you to "give" him three apples killed you for the last one.

[Gunner-Chan]

I had a totally totally random thought.

Do Trolls in the Homestuck universe wear underwear? Or is that just a silly human concept to them?

I hope the latter. Hehe. [I feel like such a perv today]

[Karnewarrior]

I'm not even going to ask.

[Duke 2.0]

hey folks, replying from the armpit of new york on my new phones browser.

 Japa, thst stache was too rad to kill.

[ToonyMan]

hey folks, replying from the armpit of new york on my new phones browser.

 Japa, thst stache was too rad to kill.

(this is my 1000th picture uploaded to Tinypic)

Anyway, playing Tower of Heaven right now, pretty fun platformer.

[JoshuaFH]

I have recently discovered that I can pluck flies out of the air with my bare hands.

[alway]

19 hours in Just Cause 2 so far. I got it yesterday afternoon. 
It's like playing as a guy who is a cross between james bond and spiderman, but uses his powers to mess with people.
"I just hijacked a jet. What should I do with it... Oh, I know... strafe the highway with missiles!"

[CJ1145]

i LoVe YoU gUyS sO mUcH, yOu'Re AlL wAlKiNg MiRaClEs. EnJoY!

[Itnetlolor]

Just spent an hour cleaning up my keyboard. Base and each individual key. What a mess, but definitely worth it.

It's nice to have my keys work as they're supposed to. They were jammed with dirt, dust, and hair, and maybe some ant corpses or roach droppings (I don't know). Now my keyboard smells nice, and works properly again, and the keys are a lighter shade of grey, instead of a darker shade.

Spoiler: This could have happened (Warning: XKCD reference) (click to show/hide)

[Cthulhu]

Playing Tower of Heaven, is one of the rules that the game starts speeding up and slowing down unpredictably, making it impossible?

[Karnewarrior]

Playing Civ 4. Nations are weird.

Montezuma has the scariest smile ever.

Queen Victoria is ugly as hell and meaner than a starving pitbull with rabies.

Rice is the most valuable resource in the game. I got the russians paying out the ass for me to keep them supplied.

Everyone's smushed onto one continent for some reason.

Caesar, while not violent or harmful, is a total douche, demanding... Rice. repeatedly.

I've got enough silk to keep my pimps elated (OMG PIMP FORTRESS. IT MUST BE DONE.)

No dye, but plenty of cows.

Cows are like gold.

Gold has all the value of a Subway Footlong.

One of my workers ringed a forest with roads. Seriously, every square BUT the forest has a road. I really need to start doing this manually.

The Aztecs really, really like towns. They build the crap out of them.

Everyone wants Steam Power. no surprise.

[Josephus]

They need steam power to make more rice.

[Eduren]

The Aztecs really, really like towns. They build the crap out of them.

As should you. Towns are the bomb.