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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16293227 times)

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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #13650 on: July 22, 2010, 07:57:46 pm »
Quote from: Nivm on July 22, 2010, 06:58:27 pm
I waited until it was steaming hot, then contorted my crotch under the running water. Some natural impulse kept forcing me to take it out after five seconds

It's called "pain."  Oh well, Darwin strikes again.
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« Reply #13651 on: July 22, 2010, 08:21:40 pm »
 It's not pain, since I can get that level of pain through other methods and still ignore it if need be. I was noting that there was something else besides.
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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #13652 on: July 22, 2010, 08:26:59 pm »
Yeah, it was more pain from different nerves, as your nuts shut down from the heat.

Man, I didn't even realize before reading this thread, but as awkward as midday-boners and body odor and voice cracking and stuff was at the time, I really don't think about puberty at all anymore.  As far as my brain seems to be concerned, my life started at 17, and everything before that is an indistinct blur, unless I go out of my way to remember it.
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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #13653 on: July 22, 2010, 08:36:38 pm »
I don't really anything happenin with puberty, I grew taller and got hair all over my body go me
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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #13654 on: July 22, 2010, 08:56:54 pm »
I actually think I didn't have puberty. Hormonal issues.
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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #13655 on: July 22, 2010, 08:58:33 pm »
Quote from: Janet on July 22, 2010, 08:56:54 pm
I actually think I didn't have puberty. Hormonal issues.

What? Do you not menstruate?
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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #13656 on: July 22, 2010, 09:02:09 pm »
Nope.
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Quote from: chaoticag on March 20, 2009, 01:25:21 pm
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« Reply #13657 on: July 22, 2010, 09:03:07 pm »
I would hope you've already seen a doctor about this?
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« Reply #13658 on: July 22, 2010, 09:04:38 pm »
It's not really an issue anymore given my body might of gone under the changes but I can't menstruate anymore anyway. Stuff got gutted because things were growing there and they thought it was cancer years ago.
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Quote from: chaoticag on March 20, 2009, 01:25:21 pm
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« Reply #13659 on: July 22, 2010, 09:14:20 pm »
Quote from: ToonyMan on July 22, 2010, 08:36:38 pm
I don't really anything happenin with puberty, I grew taller and got hair all over my body go me
I didn't get any taller, but I got enough hair to make up for it.
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« Reply #13660 on: July 22, 2010, 09:43:48 pm »
My face got a lot bonier and I gained a couple of ranks in pretending I have body fat.
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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #13661 on: July 22, 2010, 09:47:31 pm »
I got unimpressed with the sex thing all these people are raving about.
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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #13662 on: July 22, 2010, 09:59:37 pm »
Puberty for me was boners and armpit hair. Really heavy armpit hair.
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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #13663 on: July 22, 2010, 10:38:21 pm »
Puberty for me was "kickass, I have arm hairs now."
Keep in mind, that's arm hairs, not armpit hairs.
I'm cool with them though, they're thin enough that I don't need to trim them to keep BO down.
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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #13664 on: July 22, 2010, 10:44:38 pm »
The entire Adventure Guy thread devolved into madness because of this post. Then Retro posted and it all went back to normal.


It was freaking hilarious though.
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Quote from: Criptfeind on June 06, 2011, 08:27:19 pm
I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.
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