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[Aqizzar]

Seriously, there's no arguing about this.  There's a very specific, if not very intuitive, way to get the super secret good ending.  The game's been around since 2004, I thought this was common knowledge by now.

And as long as you don't know what's ahead of you, let me tell you.  Anal rape, that's what's waiting for you in the super secret good ending.  Endless anal rape of the like rarely seen outside of bad romhacks.

[Taco Dan]

Making a giant 1x1 scale mural of my pixel art avatar.
I've been working on it for hours and I've got an arm and a leg done.
The entire image is 127x67 pixels, and I'm so glad I'm doing it horizontally and not vertically.


Also I figured out the problem with my internets and fixed them, hence Minecraft.

[HideousBeing]

Seriously, there's no arguing about this.  There's a very specific, if not very intuitive, way to get the super secret good ending.  The game's been around since 2004, I thought this was common knowledge by now.

And as long as you don't know what's ahead of you, let me tell you.  Anal rape, that's what's waiting for you in the super secret good ending.  Endless anal rape of the like rarely seen outside of bad romhacks.

I got through the whole game without any trouble... but this...

DEAR LORD!

[Solifuge]

Actually, when you see Kazuma Sakomoto in Egg 00's chamber, just tell him you want to escape with him. That's how you get the TURBO SUPER SECRET EVEN BETTER ENDING.

Speaking of Cave Story, I'm totally going to be finishing up my Livestream Playthrough Friday Night. I'm about midway through the Plantation right now, and just cured Curly's amnesia. Final Boss Run; it's gonna be crazy-awesome.

[dragnar]

Actually, when you see Kazuma Sakomoto in Egg 00's chamber, just tell him you want to escape with him. That's how you get the TURBO SUPER SECRET EVEN BETTER ENDING.

Sure... if you mean TURBO SUPER OBVIOUS EVEN SADDER ENDING.

[Retro]

There's a very specific, if not very intuitive, way to get the super secret good ending.

'Not very' intuitive? Holy understatements, Batman!

Some of the things involved in getting the best ending are ignoring a dying old man by making a very, very tricky jump, finding a random sparkly thing after a boss battle, making a ridiculous jump from high-speed waterways into a cabin, all sorts of stuff in there (seriously it took me like the third time getting her in the cabin to actually do the process right), and then wrangling a killer mushroom... in that order! Some of it can be seen as decently intuitive, but the ditching the old man? Making that jump takes a lot of tries to get right! Aaaargh. Fortunately everyone knows about how to do it at this point, so I suppose intuition doesn't matter any more.

Speaking of Cave Story, I'm totally going to be finishing up my Livestream Playthrough Friday Night. I'm about midway through the Plantation right now, and just cured Curly's amnesia. Final Boss Run; it's gonna be crazy-awesome.

Intriguing. You're gonna run Hell after I imagine?

[Diablous]

finding a random sparkly thing after a boss battle,

I thought you had to get it before the battle?

[Retro]

Do you? I hardly remember any more. You're probably right, in which case it's even more unintuitive because you have to walk past the broken robot corpse where Curly's standing.

[Diablous]

Do you?

Just checked a guide, it says it will be gone if you wait until after the battle.

[Taco Dan]

but the ditching the old man? Making that jump takes a lot of tries to get right!

Really? I did it my first try.
The Waterway jump is pretty hard though, and I still can't get through the hard cave.

Do you?

Just checked a guide, it says it will be gone if you wait until after the battle.

Not true, it's there if you can get it right after the boss while you're drowning, once you run out of air, it's gone.

[ToonyMan]

I can beat easy Cave Story.

Anal raep Cave Story not so much.

[Schilcote]

Yay, I won!

Is there a reason Curly doesn't appear in any of the animations at the credits that showed what happened after the island fell? It might just be that they didn't want to create an animation that they would have to leave out most of the time and mess up the timing but...

[Cthulhu]

The trick to the jump over the old guy is to jump at the red line.

[Dakk]

Been a year now, never beat balos's 2nd form.

Was shopping for random stuff today, and on the TV it said Argentina has completely legalized gay marriage. Seeing the counter guy getting pissed and turning the tv off for seeing it made my day.

[Retro]

Woo. Just beat Golden Sun twice for kicks - took my incredibly overpowered party and beat the sequential final bosses once with weak classes, no summons or djinni, and no psynergy, just good old fashioned healing and cherry-tapping with regular attacks. Was fun. Then I went back to my regular playstyle with optimized classes and won both in a few turns.

Now! To enter my six page password into The Lost Age (over the next hour, I bet... stupid long password), copy my leet stats over, and get the second game up and running!