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[Karnewarrior]

Let's go after the Buddhists!

[Org]

Your efforts to kill the grue are a complete success! However, while the grue was busy trying to digest you, another grue snuck up and ate it.

You find yourself in a grue. It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

>Eat grue

[dragnar]

Your efforts to kill the grue are a complete success! However, while the grue was busy trying to digest you, another grue snuck up and ate it.

You find yourself in a grue. It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

>Absorb darkness and grues to become uber-grue!

[Retro]

Your efforts to kill the grue are a complete success! However, while the grue was busy trying to digest you, another grue snuck up and ate it.

You find yourself in a grue. It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

>Eat grue

Hey, wait a sec, you can't-- ow, my leg! He's on to us! Dave, run! Save yoursel-- aaaaaau--

You have rescued the real narrator from the grue.

>Absorb darkness and grues to become uber-grue!

You absorb the dying grue's power and become Grüber.

God, all this makes me feel tempted to start up a shitty MS Paint text adventure, but I know I'd abandon it within a week or two. Not enough of a point in bothering.

[Org]

I know how that feels!
The adventure lasted two days.

[alway]

I know how that feels!
The adventure lasted two days.

After two days of adventuring deep in the pit of grues, you begin to become weary.
Near the entrance to the pit of grues, you see a bed. The bed is empty.
On the wall, near the bed, is a strange device.

[Org]

I know how that feels!
The adventure lasted two days.

After two days of adventuring deep in the pit of grues, you begin to become weary.
Near the entrance to the pit of grues, you see a bed. The bed is empty.
On the wall, near the bed, is a strange device.

>Activate strange device

[Realmfighter]

I just spent 6 hours at my Grad party.

I started in a suit. I ended with two t-shirts on, sweat pouring of of me and having a soaked tieanna.

SO AWESOME.

[ein]

Just watched Braveheart again.

[Retro]

I just spent 6 hours at my Grad party.

I started in a suit. I ended with two t-shirts on, sweat pouring of of me and having a soaked tieanna.

SO AWESOME.

Those were the days. My prom afterparty lasted like... from midnight until 4pm or so. I don't remember my grad afterparty.

Congrats on graduating!

[alway]

I know how that feels!
The adventure lasted two days.

After two days of adventuring deep in the pit of grues, you begin to become weary.
Near the entrance to the pit of grues, you see a bed. The bed is empty.
On the wall, near the bed, is a strange device.

>Activate strange device

Your hear a magical rumbling coming from the bed. The bed leaps up and devours you whole.

You are eaten by a bed. Within the bed it is dark and soft. You are very weary from struggling with the bed.

[Realmfighter]

Those were the days. My prom afterparty lasted like... from midnight until 4pm or so. I don't remember my grad afterparty.

Congrats on graduating!

Sadly, i'm only going to Grade 10. My middle school was weird.

[Taco Dan]

I beat Soul Reaver after about two days of playing only that.
Funny thing is, I didn't realize that Glyphs existed until the end of the game, when I had to use a walkthrough. What's the point of Glyphs if you never even need to use them? I breezed through the game, only dying once to a boss, it was a bit too easy, so I assume with glyphs I'd just have been annihilating everything in my path.

[Realmfighter]

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This party was awesome.

I look insane.

IM'A RAPE YOU

[Josephus]

Party on, my wayward son.