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[Aqizzar]

I wasn't aware that there were ugly Sea-Nymphs.

While it is kind of implied in the name, I submit that the major nymph/faerie things from Ocarina of Time were ugly even out of proportion to the low-poly count of the era.  Even at nine years old I knew they were fucking hideous.

Your way involved sucking up water (and sea-nymph ejaculate) out of a stopped sink.  That's nasty dude.

You're right, I should've used a straw.  It would've been easier.  And was late, and I was tired.  Don't blame me for the crazy things I think up.

You're still sucking up water out of a stopped sink, like getting it in your mouth and stuff.  Ewugh.  On a related note, I've chopped up the notable line, both for maximum humor and so it'll fit in my quote box.

[ToonyMan]

"The Saboteur" and "Killing Floor" are my two favorite games right now.

They are both indeed awesome.

[Taco Dan]

I wasn't aware that there were ugly Sea-Nymphs.

While it is kind of implied in the name, I submit that the major nymph/faerie things from Ocarina of Time were ugly even out of proportion to the low-poly count of the era.  Even at nine years old I knew they were fucking hideous.

Ah, but there weren't any Sea-Nymphs...

[Retro]

I wasn't aware that there were ugly Sea-Nymphs.

While it is kind of implied in the name, I submit that the major nymph/faerie things from Ocarina of Time were ugly even out of proportion to the low-poly count of the era.  Even at nine years old I knew they were fucking hideous.

Ah, but there weren't any Sea-Nymphs...

But you did see nymphs, did you not?

[Duke 2.0]

 Do not the equivalent characters of Wind Waker.

 But then again, they didn't have legs so getting such a fluid would be difficult.

[Cthulhu]

It doesn't come out of your legs, man.

Anyway, I was on Omegle, and together a stranger and I thought up the most terrible thing to ever blight the Earth.

Giraffes.  Fully prehensile necks.  They use them to constrict people to death and drink their blood.  They have quills with paralyzing venom that they can fire at you if you run.  Their necks are extendable to further cement your demise.

[Acanthus117]

FFFUUUU

[smigenboger]

Like some wicked snake-horse, interesting.

[Taco Dan]

I thought I'd give Omegle a try for the first time. I've gotta say, why does everyone want to know how old I am, my gender, and where I live? It's kind of disturbing.


I ended up just reciting song lyrics until they disconnected.


ex:
Stranger: Hey

Stranger: asl

You: We don't need no education.

You: We don't need no thought control.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Footkerchief]

I've gotta say, why does everyone want to know how old I am, my gender, and where I live? It's kind of disturbing.

ASL has been a standard question since god knows how far back in the 90s.  Get with the times grandpa.

[Rilder]

Just got 22k attack in a blitz battle with my carrier, plus a host of enemy planes shot down (Navy Field)

Edit: Also the enemy carrier's dive bombers kept missing me, getting shot by my Anti-Air Machine guns and continuing right on into the water.

[Taco Dan]

I actually just got done having a casual conversation with a British woman about masturbation and porn. Weirdest, conversation, ever.
And don't even ask me how it got to that.

[ein]

That sounds pretty awesome actually.
I've had similar conversations happen in real life.

[smigenboger]

It's almost as if, get a load of this, it's something everyone does! Imagine that! Or don't, actually.

[Taco Dan]

I mean I've had conversations with friends about porn, but I've rarely had conversations about masturbation, and I've never had a conversation about either with a woman.

I actually saved it though.

In other news my dad is directing a music video for this band.

The song is On and On, It's about Wolverine.