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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16180427 times)

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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #10995 on: June 09, 2010, 09:51:14 pm »

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« Reply #10996 on: June 09, 2010, 10:42:12 pm »

Continued from SAD

It actually tried to use my door as a means of jumping me, until I attempted to crush it within the hinge. It evaded. Fortunately, I had distance to my advantage thanks to a cardboard tube at my disposal with my flip-flop as the crushing tip.

Only other reason to keep one at hand, and this one I had was thick, like for dense wallpaper, not wrapping paper. Had a good centimeter thickness, and maybe a meter's length. This thing can hurt a person just as effectively as long-distance squishing of night-crawlers, provided good accuracy (which I lacked due to not enough recent experiences dealing with someone else's problem).

Back to the combat report: I chased it out if the room after outsmarting it by closing the door from a distance. I kept watch at the hall door until I noticed no activity. Before progressing, I inched forward and slapped all the corners with my shoe to scare it away to prevent ambush. I then ran to the center of the hall to look for it. No sign... that is, until I spotted that same shadow hanging out in the bathroom. It was trapped.

Considering how precarious the environment was (having mirrors all over the place, hanging), I had to take caution. Seeing as my weapon was pretty much useless, fortunately, one of my other siblings had some Raid and the kind that kills on contact. This spider was a persistent one, and dying in a dignified manner (or a swift smack from my shoe) was apparently not an option. Hell, as I had a clear shot at it with my shoe on a stick, the thing lifted it's front legs/arms upward as if to scream a threat at me. I pushed, and it dodged and found another opportunity to jump me, but I backed away before it had another chance. It decided to hide behind a smaller mirror hanging on the wall.

I finally got the Raid in hand, and almost every time I went forward to get a shot, it popped it's head out and threatening me that it'll jump. It had height to it's advantage; but I had poison. Add to it, the Raid also made a hissing sound as it shot as well. I think I practically coated that mirror with a varnish of poison, but I missed my target. I had another opportunity to strike, I shot it when I spotted it, but still missed. I think he had experience with this kind of stuff. But what it didn't count on was was that I had enough guts to shoot around the corners.

When I said this thing was persistent, I mean per-sis-tent. I think it took coating it in Raid (Kill on Contact) at least 3-5 times to finally see it struggle to live on. However, despite being laden in poison, it still managed to crawl a good meter's distance before keeling over. It was still twitching and fading in it;'s last moments. I proved that being crushed is a more dignified way of going by smacking it in it's final moments.

If it only took the option to leave, then it would'nt have died in such a foolish manner.

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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #10997 on: June 09, 2010, 10:43:05 pm »

This movie was made of pure awesome.

The ending. Dear god, the ending.

« Last Edit: June 09, 2010, 10:51:29 pm by Realmfighter »
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« Reply #10998 on: June 09, 2010, 11:51:47 pm »

i looked at my cat and it was still black. i don't want it changing colours on me

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« Reply #10999 on: June 10, 2010, 12:20:29 am »

I finished the first draft. Without resorting to cop-out endings! Yay!
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« Reply #11000 on: June 10, 2010, 01:49:35 am »

Somehow I've been watching old NES ads for the past half hour. Totally worthwhile endeavor.

Oh god...It never ends...Why can't I stop...
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« Reply #11001 on: June 10, 2010, 02:22:01 am »

God damn, was my childhood really this insipid?

The answer is yes.
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« Reply #11002 on: June 10, 2010, 02:27:30 am »

Zelda Commercial

I just keep clicking 0:18 over and over and over...

Edit: Also that reminds me of the old Segata Sanshiro videos.
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« Reply #11003 on: June 10, 2010, 04:29:00 am »

I found my favourite pick and my other cable so I can make my bass sound like Chris Squire's again.
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« Reply #11004 on: June 10, 2010, 04:29:32 am »

war against 8-legged ninja Terminator

This is the best spider story I have ever heard.
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« Reply #11005 on: June 10, 2010, 05:11:26 am »

God damn, was my childhood really this insipid?

The answer is yes.
Man, I would have died for some Swedish children's shows that didn't fuck you up permanently.

Seriously.
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« Reply #11006 on: June 10, 2010, 05:51:27 am »

God damn, was my childhood really this insipid?

The answer is yes.
Man, I would have died for some Swedish children's shows that didn't fuck you up permanently.

Seriously.

FUCKING AWESOME.
Seriously, I wish I spoke more Swedish than just a few words.
You guys are awesome.

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« Reply #11007 on: June 10, 2010, 06:18:52 am »

war against 8-legged ninja Terminator

This is the best spider story I have ever heard.

He should have made it his pet and trained it in the ways of assasination.

Also i just shaved, feels good, damn bastard beard not wanting to grow properly yet
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« Reply #11008 on: June 10, 2010, 07:05:02 am »

Playing Fallout 2, I come across a dude named Kaga, an outcast from our tribe who blames me for my success. I beat him soundly (bringing a desert eagle to a knife fight tends to do that) and he flees, all the while screaming about how he's going to dedicate his life to defeating me and how I haven't heard the last of him. Desperate to rid myself of a recurring nemesis, I give chase and manage to hit him no less than twelve times in the back for at least ten damage each time. Bastard wouldn't die.

Goddamn it. Hello, diabolical arch-nemesis.
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« Reply #11009 on: June 10, 2010, 07:57:04 am »

Wasn't Kaga cut from the game?
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