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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16181888 times)

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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #10845 on: June 07, 2010, 11:56:48 pm »
I don't know, that thing sawed through metal pipe, do you really want to be tossing it up into the air to use as a grappling hook?
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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #10846 on: June 07, 2010, 11:59:19 pm »
 I was dubious on them calling it akin to a Swiss Army Knife, that it, 'till they brought out the bottle opener.

 Alright, now add a corkscrew and I'll want one.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on October 13, 2010, 04:19:47 am
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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #10847 on: June 08, 2010, 12:05:05 am »
Using a shovel as a shield has only proven to be a bad idea in the past.
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Quote from: x2yzh9 on October 26, 2010, 10:08:36 pm
Okay, so, today this girl I know-Lauren, just took a sudden dis-interest in talking to me. Is she just on her period or something?

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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #10848 on: June 08, 2010, 12:34:08 am »
Obviously your inferior shovel shields just weren't of the same calibre as those created by glorious nippon.

I'm going to go kill myself for saying that now.
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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #10849 on: June 08, 2010, 12:34:54 am »
 Wait 'till North Korea makes something like these out of swords. Or guns.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on October 13, 2010, 04:19:47 am
Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 08, 2010, 08:18:09 pm
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #10850 on: June 08, 2010, 12:36:25 am »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on June 08, 2010, 12:34:54 am
Wait 'till North Korea makes something like these out of swords. Or guns.

They will also bear the likeness of glorious leader kim jong il! *imagines a gun opening bottles with kim jongs mouth*
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« Reply #10851 on: June 08, 2010, 12:37:01 am »
I'd buy a potato choppan, grapple hookan, beer can openan gun-paddle in an instant.

Edit: I feel like I should suggest this wondrous item be added to Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #10852 on: June 08, 2010, 12:38:43 am »
Quote from: Lumbajak on June 08, 2010, 12:37:01 am
Edit: I feel like I should suggest this wondrous item be added to Dwarf Fortress.

Have I got a thread for you.
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« Reply #10853 on: June 08, 2010, 12:39:41 am »
Quote from: Footkerchief on June 08, 2010, 12:38:43 am
Quote from: Lumbajak on June 08, 2010, 12:37:01 am
Edit: I feel like I should suggest this wondrous item be added to Dwarf Fortress.

Have I got a thread for you.

Welp, off to the sad thread for me.
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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #10854 on: June 08, 2010, 12:40:48 am »
Sam Hughes gave everybody in the Canadian Army a special shovel for World War I. It was really big, so you could use it as a shield, and it had a hole so you could look through it.

The hole meant you couldn't dig or block bullets with it.
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Quote from: x2yzh9 on October 26, 2010, 10:08:36 pm
Okay, so, today this girl I know-Lauren, just took a sudden dis-interest in talking to me. Is she just on her period or something?

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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #10855 on: June 08, 2010, 12:43:50 am »
It's just one hole.
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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #10856 on: June 08, 2010, 12:45:12 am »
It only takes one bullet.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on October 13, 2010, 04:19:47 am
Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 08, 2010, 08:18:09 pm
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #10857 on: June 08, 2010, 01:07:38 am »
Quote from: Cthulhu on June 08, 2010, 12:43:50 am
It's just one hole.

It was a pretty big hole, apparently (I hadn't heard of it until it was mentioned just now).

Also, that's what she said.
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« Reply #10858 on: June 08, 2010, 01:13:39 am »
Hee hee.
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Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« Reply #10859 on: June 08, 2010, 01:20:19 am »
Quote from: Lumbajak on June 07, 2010, 11:43:43 pm
It's like I was born to see this.

I cried tears of manliness.
It's every tool I ever dreamed of.
Now comes the task of getting one...
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