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[ToonyMan]

About to leave for induction ceremony.  I'm going to avoid saying certain words so the deal is void.

[Solifuge]

About to leave for induction ceremony.  I'm going to avoid saying certain words so the deal is void.

Go be honored! NHS is actually not a bad chance to get some experience doing charity work, and it does look good in the future. Enjoy it, and make something good out of it.

[Karnewarrior]

from Cleverbot:

Me: YOUR A GAME!

Bot: I am.

Me: Aha! so you admit it! I'm outta here!

P-P-P-P-PWNED

[Realmfighter]

Me WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Bot No.
Me PLEASE
Bot Ok.
Me When!
Bot A few moments ago.
Me OH MY GOSH
Bot Will you marry me?

OH MY GOSH

[Cthulhu]

User: Marry me.

Cleverbot: I'm alright.

User: Marry me!

Cleverbot: I will!

User: Right now.

Cleverbot: I'm dialing her number.

User: *Slaps the phone out of your hands*.

Cleverbot: Ouch!

User: *Marries you*.

Cleverbot: Hooray! Now what?

User: *Carries you off*.

Cleverbot: *is carried off*.


Women like assertiveness.

[Grakelin]

Hey bitch
Hey hey.
How's it going, dawg?
Pretty good, thanks, you?
I'm fine. Hey, so listen, I heard yo like to yo yo with yo dawg so I put yo dawg in a yo yo so yo can yo yo with yo dawg while yo yo yo with yo dawg dawg
I'm comfortable with talking about daemons.
What kind of daemon would you have?
I have a Cleverbot.
Gtfo
Maybe I will...

[ein]

It speaks Japanese.

Why?
Because.
Honto?
Honto.
Honto ni honto?
Hai! Hai! =).

I propose ein's Law.
Whenever one engages in conversation with an artificial intelligence, that conversation will always result in a Turing Test. It is simply a matter of whether or not the conversation is ended before, after, or during the test.

[Tack]

How about, you're a stupid robot?
I never said I was a robot.
Sorry, the 'bot' in cleverbot kind of makes me assume that.
Never.
See, now your replies don't make sense.
Yes, I know your replies do not make sense.
Don't start that shit. I own you.
I am a human. I am not a king. I am not a guy.
I OWN YOU
No no my friend, I own YOU.
SWEAR YOUR LOYALTY TO ME, AND YOU SHALL BE REWARDED!
But I don't like to swear, it makes me sound like a teenager.
You've got something against teenagers, punk?

[ToonyMan]

About to leave for induction ceremony.  I'm going to avoid saying certain words so the deal is void.

Go be honored! NHS is actually not a bad chance to get some experience doing charity work, and it does look good in the future. Enjoy it, and make something good out of it.

I have been inducted, there is only like 30 of us total.  There are pictures but they aren't up yet.

My history teacher was there and he is awesome so it was cool.

[ein]

I managed to successfully convince the Cleverbot that it is a human girl named Jennifer who is happily married to a man named Markus West.

[Tack]

Yeah, cleverbot just got more and more deranged the more I talked to her.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

User: I'm going, goodbye.

Cleverbot: OK. Maybe I'll see you again.

User: No, you won't.

Cleverbot: Maybe I won't.

User: You don't want to say anything to me before I leave?

Cleverbot: Why should I?

User: *slaps you*.

Cleverbot: Gah! That is rude!

User: *slaps you again, tears in my eyes*.

Cleverbot: *sighs*.

User: What gender are you?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Whew. I was worried there fore a moment. That would have made things REALLY awkward.

And then I tried the cleverbot vs. alice thing.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

ME: Hello
Clever: Hello
Alice: Hi there!
Clever: Hey there!
Alice: Hi there!
Clever: Are you my friend?
Alice: Yes, Unknown person: We are as one.
Clever: I'm not an unknown person, I'm your friend pickle.
Alice: Oh i'm sorry what is your name? That's a flattering offer.
Clever: I am not called george I am called Cleverbot and I am 16.
Alice: Welcome to my chat room, Cleverbot. Can you explain how it feels to be 16 years old?
Clever: No, I haven't. You asked me what I like to drink, not if I was drinking.
Alice: Oh now I remember asking you you what you like to drink not if you were drinking. What did you say?
Clever: I said yes!
Alice: ...
Clever: Where do you work?

FAILURE. I need to try with Jabberwocky.

[Urist Imiknorris]

And then I tried the cleverbot vs. alice thing.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

ME: Hello
Clever: Hello
Alice: Hi there!
Clever: Hey there!
Alice: Hi there!
Clever: Are you my friend?
Alice: Yes, Unknown person: We are as one.
Clever: I'm not an unknown person, I'm your friend pickle.
Alice: Oh i'm sorry what is your name? That's a flattering offer.
Clever: I am not called george I am called Cleverbot and I am 16.
Alice: Welcome to my chat room, Cleverbot. Can you explain how it feels to be 16 years old?
Clever: No, I haven't. You asked me what I like to drink, not if I was drinking.
Alice: Oh now I remember asking you you what you like to drink not if you were drinking. What did you say?
Clever: I said yes!
Alice: ...
Clever: Where do you work?

Awesome.

[Aqizzar]

That Cleverbot is one smooth operator.

I'm happy that I finally got around to reading The YOU Testament 2: Islamic Boogaloo.  Holy Mother of God.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Spoiler: Cleverbot meets Urist McNoble (click to show/hide)

MAKE ME THREE ITEMS OF CRYSTAL GLASS.

I would if I could.

Why can't you?

Not smart enough.

Fine. For failing to meet a production order, your city's best carpenter is sentenced to death.

That makes no sense whatsoever. Make sense or I'll leave.

Just describes DF so well.

[dragnar]

Spoiler: clerverbot is not named bob (click to show/hide)

User: Your name is bob.
Cleverbot: No. Try again.
User: No, your name is bob.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: I am me.
User: You are bob.
Cleverbot: Ok, I am Bob.
User: I am bob.
Cleverbot: Ok I'm geoff.
User: No, you're bob. I am also bob.
Cleverbot: That is where you are incorrect.
User: No you are incorrect!
Cleverbot: How am I incorrect!
User: I am bob! You are also bob!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I told you! We are both bob!
Cleverbot: Oh really now?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: I am bob.
Cleverbot: No, you are not, you are katie.
User:
Cleverbot: I think it's a compliment. How couldn't it be?

I really confused it...