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[ein]

What if you really want to..?

[Acanthus117]

Now I'm curious. I know this'll raep my brain, but I still want to know. :U

[Vester]

From a Dwarf Mode thread..

Kung Ustruorgu, Law-Giver
"Kung the Dead Grave"
Law-Giver, Male

A huge hairy gila monster twisted into humanoid form. It murmurs horrible curses. Its lilac hair is long and shaggy. Beware its poisonous bite!

He is skinny.

Anything about this sound familiar?

(Except the part about the hairiness.)

[Acanthus117]

no, no it doesn't.

TELL ME

[Aqizzar]

A huge hairy gila monster twisted into humanoid form. It murmurs horrible curses. Its lilac hair is long and shaggy. Beware its poisonous bite!

huge gila monster

The horror... The horror...  For some of us, the war never ends.  Oh God, the memories...

[Vester]

no, no it doesn't.

TELL ME

See? That's why I can't tell you. We're still mentally scarred.

[ein]

huge gila monster

The horror... The horror...  For some of us, the war never ends.  Oh God, the memories...

Why did I have to watch all those B movies as a small child? Why?

[cowofdoom78963]

I dont get it. A huge gila monster?

It's like some big lizard or something?

[Aqizzar]

See? That's why I can't tell you. We're still mentally scarred.

Some of us are physically scarred too, y'know.  Between the acid, the cacti, and Janet's crappy marksmanship I'm lucky to be in one piece.

And what's this rash that comes and goes, can you tell me what it means?  Oh, the things I do for a kingdom.

[Acanthus117]

I still want to know. :U

[Vester]

I still want to know. :U

Okay, fine.

(I have no idea where the thread went, though. I could just find the fanfic I did for it.)

See? That's why I can't tell you. We're still mentally scarred.

Some of us are physically scarred too, y'know.  Between the acid, the cacti, and Janet's crappy marksmanship I'm lucky to be in one piece.

And what's this rash that comes and goes, can you tell me what it means?  Oh, the things I do for a kingdom.

And the worst bit of it was you didn't get the kingdom. A pyhrric victory if there ever was one.

[Aqizzar]

(I have no idea where the thread went, though. I could just find the fanfic I did for it.)

Turns out it was in Life Advice for some reason, and the new forum software doesn't particularly like case-differences when searching.  Found it though.  It's amazing just how fast and hard that thread got derailed in the space of about four posts.  And for the love of God, nobody bump it.  It was fun at the time, it doesn't need to be resurrected.

[Acanthus117]

Reading now.

[ein]

Ye gods, I remember that thread.
All I need was the title.

[Vester]

Pfft.  It's a big state.

But yes, I am also a Texan, born and bred.  And come nightfall, I am the King of all Dallas.

Oh my God. That's the post that started it all.