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[cganya]

i'm happy because my wife feeds me.

tonight she made me tuna melt sandwiches with a bowl of grapes and a bunch of slices of raw cucumber covered with lemon juice and chillie pepper.

since she has moved in with me I have gained a good bit of weight and I don't mind that at all. she is a master cook ^.^

[Acanthus117]

i'm happy because my wife feeds me.

tonight she made me tuna melt sandwiches with a bowl of grapes and a bunch of slices of raw cucumber covered with lemon juice and chillie pepper.

since she has moved in with me I have gained a good bit of weight and I don't mind that at all. she is a master cook ^.^

YOU FAT BASTARD GIMME FOOD

/kidding

At least I have my *mermaid brain roasts* ;_;

[cganya]

i'm happy because my wife feeds me.

tonight she made me tuna melt sandwiches with a bowl of grapes and a bunch of slices of raw cucumber covered with lemon juice and chillie pepper.

since she has moved in with me I have gained a good bit of weight and I don't mind that at all. she is a master cook ^.^

YOU FAT BASTARD GIMME FOOD

/kidding

At least I have my *mermaid brain roasts* ;_;

have I told you about my wife's artifact roast she made a season or two back?

this *Chicken Roast* is of the highest craftdwarfship. It was comprised of ham and cheddar stuffed boneless chicken breast, wrapped with bacon and fried. then the fried meal was covered in tomato and sour cream sauce and covered with gouda cheese and cooked in an oven.

It was the most delicious thing conceivable.

[cowofdoom78963]

Screaming bunnies... SHIIIT

That's really a deathscream, huh? I've never heard anything like that. Really dreadfull.

It's the worst when you have one doing that right in your fucking face. I think it's a desperate move to scare off predators.

[Outcast Orange]

Janet seems like the type to react violently to all this bunny-harming talks.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

*Hides in a pillow fort*

I will be cowering over here if anyone needs me, don't tell her where I went.

[cganya]

Janet seems like the type to react violently to all this bunny-harming talks.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

*Hides in a pillow fort*

I will be cowering over here if anyone needs me, don't tell her where I went.

Janet has nothing to fear for there are many fourmites here who would jump to her aid should any such person turn their intentions on her!

[Outcast Orange]

Janet seems like the type to react violently to all this bunny-harming talks.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

*Hides in a pillow fort*

I will be cowering over here if anyone needs me, don't tell her where I went.

Janet has nothing to fear for there are many fourmites here who would jump to her aid should any such person turn their intentions on her!

*eyes roll*

You're just afraid of the terrible sound that would be made.

[Itnetlolor]

Janet seems like the type to react violently to all this bunny-harming talks.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

*Hides in a pillow fort*

I will be cowering over here if anyone needs me, don't tell her where I went.

Janet has nothing to fear for there are many fourmites here who would jump to her aid should any such person turn their intentions on her!

*eyes roll*

You're just afraid of the terrible sound that would be made.

I think more of us are afraid that she would begin to bite our necks off, and we'd all have to take vote if we should use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch on her.

You know we don't want to go through that.

[Outcast Orange]

Janet seems like the type to react violently to all this bunny-harming talks.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

*Hides in a pillow fort*

I will be cowering over here if anyone needs me, don't tell her where I went.

Janet has nothing to fear for there are many fourmites here who would jump to her aid should any such person turn their intentions on her!

*eyes roll*

You're just afraid of the terrible sound that would be made.

I think more of us are afraid that she would begin to bite our necks off, and we'd all have to take vote if we should use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch on her.

You know we don't want to go through that.

Is that kind of thing effective?
I never realized how overpowered godly relics could be.

[ToonyMan]

Spoiler: Gun show (click to show/hide)

All of these nerd comics are great, if only Gun Show stuck with these guys constantly.

[Itnetlolor]

Janet seems like the type to react violently to all this bunny-harming talks.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

*Hides in a pillow fort*

I will be cowering over here if anyone needs me, don't tell her where I went.

Janet has nothing to fear for there are many fourmites here who would jump to her aid should any such person turn their intentions on her!

*eyes roll*

You're just afraid of the terrible sound that would be made.

I think more of us are afraid that she would begin to bite our necks off, and we'd all have to take vote if we should use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch on her.

You know we don't want to go through that.

Is that kind of thing effective?
I never realized how overpowered godly relics could be.

Well then, let's crack open a bible, shall we, and get ourselves a good idea in the Lord's holy name:

Spoiler: Armaments 2, 9:21 (click to show/hide)

  And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade  up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it  thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord  did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp  and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and  large chu... 
 
...It goes on for a bit.

   And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.  Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the  number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.  Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou  then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being  the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of  Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff  it.

[cowofdoom78963]

Ok. Monty Python and the Holy Grail was a funny movie.

We get it.

[Acanthus117]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail was an awesomely awesome movie of awesome.

Fixed that.

[ein]

We had the army teaching us how to read maps and compasses this week.
I scored highest in the class on the written test yesterday, but not the highest overall, so I got a super kickass LED flashlight.
Also, today was a sort of scavenger hunt, and we were running around campus looking for a bunch of numbers.
It was lots of fun, but now Ah can't feel mah legs.
And I'm fuckin' hungry.
Damn you exercise!

[cganya]

I managed to start and finish doing two bits of writing for my X-Com LP tonight. I proofread and edited a huuuge post for Zilvara (head scientist) and then kept going and typed up, edited and posted the next story post all in the space of about 3 hours.

Fuck being sick, I'm Anya the Snowdrifter! Defeater of illnesses!