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[Duke 2.0]

 With the advent of the Cherry Blossoms and Spring a flood of tourists have flocked to the Metro system to get to DC. Now normally I try to avoid them, as I have already helped hundreds of clueless and ungrateful tourists and I've given up on making a difference. They'll figure it out eventually without my help. But today was different.
 Right, so I'm locking my bike up when a young lady runs up to me asking for help figuring out the system. Now somebody walking up to me would be enough to get me to do something as I respect people more brave then myself for asking for help from strangers, but this young lady I recognized instantly. I had never met nor seen her before, yet I could recognize that face anywhere.
 It was Jade from MSPA. Granted she was around my age and was of proper proportions, but all the features added up in a rather eerie way. Dress, hair, glasses, even similar teeth I noticed when she talked. So I helped out her family(Nobody resembling Gramps) and moved on when they had metro passes.

 The sad thing is that now I'll be looking around for people that look like the other kids.

[dragnar]

This webcomic is so sweet. There's no other word for it.

There is. Cute.


God I love it. Minus is the cutest little girl ever.
And yes. She is a girl.

Edit: Ok, this one made my day

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Awesome comic, too bad it isn't updated anymore.

[Outcast Orange]

Edit: Ok, this one made my day
[COMIC]

Why is Kuwabara in there?

[Gunner-Chan]

I like touhou music and all but this particular theme creeps me out. And I don't even know why. But I just happen to apparently LIKE this song when I didn't before so wat.

[Duke 2.0]

 Right, so, at around 1:00 am GMT I'll be resuming La-Mulana streaming. It's been too long since I've played that game, and I have not fulfilled my promise to beat it. Now where did I leave o-
 ...

 Crap, Camber of Birth. This place is like the Confusion Gate, only much worse.

[Cthulhu]

This webcomic is so sweet. There's no other word for it.

There is. Cute.


God I love it. Minus is the cutest little girl ever.
And yes. She is a girl.

Edit: Ok, this one made my day

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There was a Twilight Zone episode like that, it wasn't cute at all.

[ein]

Got this in an email from one of my friends in the film making industry.

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Here's a fun auto-translation of the CHIEF website that cropped up randomly in my google alerts. No telling what language they were working from:

chief-movie.com

Filmed in the jungles, waters, and burghal nightscapes of Oahu, Hawaii, CHIEF is a abbreviate blur that defies analysis -- admitting if you had to try, you ability alarm it a Polynesian tragicomic film-noir. CHIEF was accounting and directed by Brett Wagner, whose antecedent affection film, FIVE YEARS, played 30 festivals about the apple and is currently in distribution. Producer Dana Hankins has a continued account of Hollywood and absolute blur credits, including PICTURE BRIDE (Sundance '95). The cinematographer is Paul Atkins, who has spent twenty years cutting films in the accustomed apple for National Geographic, and whose second-unit cinematography on MASTER AND COMMANDER helped acquire that blur an Academy Award. The editor, Jay K. Evans, has been the top bartering editor in Hawaii for twenty years. CHIEF appearance the performances of two first-time actors: Chief Sielu Avea, a 18-carat baronial Samoan Chief, and Kaalakai Faurot, a startlingly accomplished eight-year-old actress. [[SYNOPSIS]] Honolulu, Hawaii: the capital of the Pacific. It's the abode you go if your own island isnt big enough. It's the abode you go to disappear. Semu Fatutoa was already a awful ranked Samoan Chief. Technically, he still is; the tattoos shrouding his legs are abiding affidavit of the affliction he endured to acquire his title. But those tattoos amount him article else.


...Who knew we were in the presence of an 18-carat baronial chief, an academy award winning blur, and the top bartering editor in Hawaii? (I dunno... Jay's a great editor, but I'm not sure he's a top barterer. I asked him to cut a spot in exchange for three chickens, and he told me to fuck off. A top barterer would've asked me to throw in a goat.)

B

[JoshuaFH]

I don't understand anything in that email.

[ein]

Brett directed this movie, Chief, and was notified of this translated version.
The translated version is the text in the middle.
The rest is just email stuff.

I made the translated part bold.
It's almost like translationparty, but not intentionally hilarious.

[Euld]

Listening to this...

...while reading about this.

[Jack_Bread]

I'm changing my forum theme to the default because it makes me happier.
Also, I was able to get out of yard work today!

[zchris13]

I just summed up an entire thread into 1 sentence.  See the Military thread.

[Itnetlolor]

Listening to this...

...while reading about this.

Thanks for a new source of wasting my time. Damn Interesting indeed.

[smigenboger]

Drunkeness is fun

[Acanthus117]

Drunkeness is fun

I remember that thread. Good times.