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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16204257 times)

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« Reply #7440 on: April 04, 2010, 07:06:24 pm »

One could theoretically get rid of your ears, but this would take quote a bit more surgery to move your entire hearing mechanisms further up on your head. No matter how well it goes your hearing WILL be ruined.

Not to mention moving your ear-canals high up the cranium where humanoid cat-ears would be, would mean finding/making room in your braincase too.  Not too much much of a problem for someone who'd want to go through with it anyway I suppose.
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« Reply #7441 on: April 04, 2010, 07:08:05 pm »

It'd be pretty damn cool to have cat-ears though, you have to admit.
No. It would not.

 Dolphin ears, on the other hand...
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« Reply #7442 on: April 04, 2010, 07:13:43 pm »

Entirely relevant to this discussion.  I was telling Janet about this crazy-ass biology course I'm taking online.  I've previously posted the wacky song-lyrics and bizarre discussions contained in the text, but this...  This is either a bald-faced lie or the greatest coverup in the history of embryonic science.

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Several other organisms have been successfully cloned since Dolly. The full list consists of the rhesus monkey (2000), pig (2000), gaur (2001), cattle (2001), cat (2001), mice (2002), rabbit (2003), human-rabbit hybrid (2003), mule (2003), deer (2003), horse (2003), rat (2003), and fruit fly (2004). In spite of this, the overall success rate has been very low: Dolly was born after 276 failed attempts; 70 calves have been created from 9,000 attempts and one third of them died young; the first horse took 328 attempts, and, the second was created after 400 attempts. With certain species, such as dogs, successful clones have yet to be created.
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rhesus monkey (2000), pig (2000), gaur (2001), cattle (2001), cat (2001), mice (2002), rabbit (2003), human-rabbit hybrid (2003), mule (2003), deer (2003), horse (2003), rat (2003), and fruit fly (2004)
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human-rabbit hybrid (2003)

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« Reply #7443 on: April 04, 2010, 07:16:53 pm »

One could theoretically get rid of your ears, but this would take quote a bit more surgery to move your entire hearing mechanisms further up on your head. No matter how well it goes your hearing WILL be ruined.

Not to mention moving your ear-canals high up the cranium where humanoid cat-ears would be, would mean finding/making room in your braincase too.  Not too much much of a problem for someone who'd want to go through with it anyway I suppose.

Yeah, they clearly aren't using their brain anyhow.
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« Reply #7444 on: April 04, 2010, 07:37:42 pm »

Entirely relevant to this discussion.  I was telling Janet about this crazy-ass biology course I'm taking online.  I've previously posted the wacky song-lyrics and bizarre discussions contained in the text, but this...  This is either a bald-faced lie or the greatest coverup in the history of embryonic science.

Quote from: Dr. Tim Henry
Several other organisms have been successfully cloned since Dolly. The full list consists of the rhesus monkey (2000), pig (2000), gaur (2001), cattle (2001), cat (2001), mice (2002), rabbit (2003), human-rabbit hybrid (2003), mule (2003), deer (2003), horse (2003), rat (2003), and fruit fly (2004). In spite of this, the overall success rate has been very low: Dolly was born after 276 failed attempts; 70 calves have been created from 9,000 attempts and one third of them died young; the first horse took 328 attempts, and, the second was created after 400 attempts. With certain species, such as dogs, successful clones have yet to be created.
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« Reply #7446 on: April 04, 2010, 07:41:17 pm »

http://atheism.about.com/b/2003/08/14/human-rabbit-hybrid-produced-in-cloning.htm
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The embryos were allowed to grow for several days before they were destroyed for the purpose of retrieving the stem-cells contained in them.

Bullcrap!  It's a smokescreen, the Chinese have found a way to increase their population growth even more!  They're trying to outbreed us all!

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« Reply #7447 on: April 04, 2010, 07:42:39 pm »

Oh.  As much as I want to flip out with the Baron, that's totally chill.  But yes, lolchinese indeed, Aqizzar, lolchinese indeed. *scratches beard* hmmm...

P.S. fuzzy yellow peril, lol
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« Reply #7449 on: April 04, 2010, 07:49:42 pm »

.....

Did you even see the line when you were going over it?
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« Reply #7450 on: April 04, 2010, 07:50:29 pm »

I've been spending at least a hour each day drawing little portraits of people.  It's a good relaxer.
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« Reply #7451 on: April 04, 2010, 07:52:53 pm »

Do they know you're doing it, or are you doing it stealthily like that one really creepy XKCD.

Specifically, this.  Who does that?


What makes me happy: Deep, deep in the benighted depths of Forum Games and Roleplaying, something is stirring.  Something that was once dead.  Something that, in an interesting twist of fate, is about dead things coming back to life.  Something that is that All Flesh Must Be Eaten campaign.  It's stirring.  That could possibly mean it's alive.
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« Reply #7452 on: April 05, 2010, 12:06:21 am »

*raises hand*



Happy things... ?  As of tomorrow, I'm going on a schedule that should help me mood-stabilize.  You cannot imagine how much I am looking forward to being on an even keel.
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« Reply #7453 on: April 05, 2010, 01:35:53 am »

As my avatar and signature will already tell you, I have finally finished crafting my artifact of the Bloodfist.

My fey mood is finally fulfilled.

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« Reply #7454 on: April 05, 2010, 01:40:16 am »

Awesome, congrats, Itnetlolor!

Also, I finished Bioshock on the hardest level (Finally!)
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