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[Facekillz058]

'How did you and mum make up when you had an argument?'
'We watched porn!'

Something a child never wants to hear.

On the contrary,
It's not something I don't want to hear.
But I would be quite surprised.

[kaijyuu]

If allowing porn is an "open relationship" then I'll accept absolutely nothing less, myself. Seriously; if a partner disagreed with my habits in that regard, I'd quite sternly put my foot down and say get over it or get out.

* kaijyuu has quite strong feelings concerning shaming of such activities.

[Xantalos]

This is the best thing ever. Though horribly stereotypical.

[Facekillz058]

This is the best thing ever. Though horribly stereotypical.

That...
Is the best thing ever!

[Scelly9]

Went to a twelve hour gaming lock in. It was wonderful, and somehow my genderbending powers have gotten even greater. Hilarity ensued.

[Xantalos]

I put the url of a forum game into Gizoogle. You should do this.

[Nadaka]

I thought of the best romantic way to spend a day in: get up early, cuddle for a couple hours, then spend most of the rest of the day drinking not particularly excellent wine and watching artsy European pornos (while cuddling).

Unfortunately, I don't have anyone to do this with 

Pornos and love don't tend to go together well unless you are in an open relationship.

Porn is a lot more useful/necessary in a non-open relationship because it provides a release of and inspiration for fantasies without violating monogamy. Of course there are prudish people who will also say that porn is infidelity, or even that masturbation is cheating. But those are unreasonable, overly controlling, dominating and well, crazy people you should waste your time in a relationship with because they will never trust you or be satisfied no matter how lowly you grovel before them.

[JoshuaFH]

Went to a twelve hour gaming lock in. It was wonderful, and somehow my genderbending powers have gotten even greater. Hilarity ensued.

Locked in any confined space, for long enough, can I be certain you'll walk out with a pretty dress and makeup on?

[Scelly9]

Went to a twelve hour gaming lock in. It was wonderful, and somehow my genderbending powers have gotten even greater. Hilarity ensued.

Locked in any confined space, for long enough, can I be certain you'll walk out with a pretty dress and makeup on?

Sorry, I was wearing mans pants and a tshirt. I probably should have said accidental genderbending powers.

[kaijyuu]

I put the url of a forum game into Gizoogle. You should do this.

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

[Scelly9]

Dont you mean "I haven't laughed dis hard up in a long-ass time."?

[Darvi]

Greatorder, I demand that you stay away from these cats. That can't be healthy.

[Bauglir]

In related* news, Sigil is a communist utopia.

*Not even slightly.

[Realmfighter]

Oh sweet Jesus this is amazing

[Frumple]

Yesss... and then I slipped th'previous post history into that gizzogle thing and... it was kinda' great. Gonna' refrain from actually posting the results, since anyone that feels like seeing it can just throw th'url in themselves, but it was good for a laugh or two.