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[misko27]

I have contributed relatively few horrible puns to the world. Here's one.

A man with a fatal egg allergy went to IHOP and ordered pancakes without the eggs. The waitress, however, thought he just meant for them not to add the yolks, and the pancakes arrived with egg whites in them. The man ate them and died shortly thereafter.

The cause of death was listed as Perfidious Albumen.

This joke makes me want to cry.

[Aptus]

This thread needs more algorithm puns.

"Go hug a tree you heapie!"

"I was using Binary Search and I found one."

"How did Caesar merge the roman empire and sort out the trouble with the Gauls? Through Divide and Conquer!"

"My programmer friend died of cancer, why oh why did he use radix sort."

Also, if you want to fix the environment you need a good AlGoreithm!

[Darvi]

*loads shotgun*

[Loud Whispers]

*codes shotgun*

[RedWarrior0]

I for one prefer the tree puns. Get to the root of punnery, if you know what I mean.

[Loud Whispers]

Math puns are just as good for getting to the square root of punnery.

[MonkeyHead]

Leave the tree puns alone. Maths puns just dont add up.

[Loud Whispers]

Fiiiiiiine. I wouldn't want to subtract from the punnery after all.

[Darvi]

The puns would just get exponentially worse anyway.

[Aptus]

I for one prefer the tree puns. Get to the root of punnery, if you know what I mean.

That tree pun was of complexity Θ(n log n).

EDIT:
Question: What do you get if you take the logarithm of e to the power of (Voltage / Current)?

Answer: A lumberjack ofcourse!

[Descan]

That's all well and good. But metal puns steel the show, in my books.

Ironic, no?

[Haspen]

* Haspen stabs all the mathematipunny peoples with sharp pieces of glass happines v:

Ontopic: Random bout of happiness at 11pm for no reason. Hurr. I'm perfectly happy with sitting in the chair and doing nothing.

[misko27]

* Haspen stabs all the mathematipunny peoples with sharp pieces of glass happines v:

Ontopic: Random bout of happiness at 11pm for no reason. Hurr. I'm perfectly happy with sitting in the chair and doing nothing.

You are well-suited for internet life then, Haspen.

[JoshuaFH]

A dense fog has set in around my entire local area, it adds a layer of spooky atmosphere that I really appreciate. It's like I live in Silent Hill now, except without the monsters!

[Fenrir]

It's like I live in Silent Hill now, except without the monsters!

...at least none that you can see!