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[dei]

Dammit, I really should stop reading the SCP wiki. Especially after reading about what SCP-999 did to SCP-682.

I can see how it would make someone happy seeing something as bitter SCP-682 to be made to cheer up for once.

It's not bitter, it just hates everything and everyone and regards them as abhorrent.

Exactly.

[Furtuka]

It's the Solifuge Space Cowboy Hours again! Soli apologizes for lateness

http://www.livestream.com/SeriousFrivolity

[alway]

Got around to buying GitS: SAC.

SalesDueToPiracy++;

[Vorthon]

I'm close to having everything I need to run a D&D campaign over IRC ready. Just need to work out a bit more about the setting.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Sudden spike in downloads of my Cataclysm mod~

[Parsely]

1. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to GUNINANRUNIN.
2. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of GUNINANRUNIN.
3. It can take GUNINANRUNIN several days to move just through one tree.
4. It took GUNINANRUNIN 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
5. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in GUNINANRUNIN.
6. GUNINANRUNIN is worth his weight in gold - literally.
7. GUNINANRUNINocracy is government by GUNINANRUNIN!
8. Native Americans never actually ate GUNINANRUNIN; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
9. GUNINANRUNIN is only six percent water.
10. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching GUNINANRUNIN!

Heh.

[misko27]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

• Misko27 can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
• Michelangelo finished his great statue of misko27 in 1504, after eighteen months work!
• Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of misko27!
• Misko27omancy is the art of telling the future with misko27!
• Until the 1960s, misko27 was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
• In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from misko27.
• Misko27 is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
• Half a cup of misko27 contains only seventeen calories.
• The Eskimos have over fifty words for misko27.
• There are six towns named misko27 in the United States.

[Graknorke]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to GUNINANRUNIN.
2. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of GUNINANRUNIN.
3. It can take GUNINANRUNIN several days to move just through one tree.
4. It took GUNINANRUNIN 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
5. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in GUNINANRUNIN.
6. GUNINANRUNIN is worth his weight in gold - literally.
7. GUNINANRUNINocracy is government by GUNINANRUNIN!
8. Native Americans never actually ate GUNINANRUNIN; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
9. GUNINANRUNIN is only six percent water.
10. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching GUNINANRUNIN!

Heh.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1.    There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat changeling, though it may feel uncomfortable.
2.    Changeling can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
3.    It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to changeling.
4.    The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on changeling.
5.    A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find changeling.
6.    Changeling has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
7.    Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are changeling!
8.    It's bad luck for a flag to touch changeling.
9.    The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in changeling!
10.   It took changeling 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!

[The Darkling Wolf]

Crack Cocaine is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Crack Cocaine on New Year's Day!
The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Crack Cocaine.

[Parsely]

1.    There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat changeling, though it may feel uncomfortable.
2.    Changeling can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
3.    It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to changeling.
4.    The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on changeling.
5.    A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find changeling.
6.    Changeling has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
7.    Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are changeling!
8.    It's bad luck for a flag to touch changeling.
9.    The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in changeling!
10.   It took changeling 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!

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[Urist Imiknorris]

Highlight reel:

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are poison!
The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by The Happy Thread as it rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
If you lick an empty bag ten times, you will consume one calorie!
Neil Armstrong first stepped on stuff with his left foot.
There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting the Doomsday Zone.
Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with American politicians.
More people are killed by the Force each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
Antimatter was declared extinct in 1902.
White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Antimatter!
In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and HTML.

EDIT:

Bad code can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!

[Euld]

Obama is not impressed.

Oh man.  Oh man 

[Flying Dice]

Flying Dice is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
Flying Dice was the first Tsar of Russia.
The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Mitt Romney as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Barack Obama.
The average duration of sexual intercourse for Hamlet is two minutes!

This again? Okay.

Obama is not impressed.

Oh man.  Oh man 

It was easy; all he needed to do was think about Karl Rove.

[Xantalos]

Xantalos has three eyelids.
Red Xantalos at night, shepherd's delight. Red Xantalos at morning, shepherd's warning.
Xantalos cannot jump!
The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Xantalos.
It is bad luck to walk under Xantalos!
Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Xantalos.
Xantalos, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
Europe is the only continent that lacks Xantalos.
Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Xantalos fighting underground.
Xantalos was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
Damn Finland.

Papa John's is best pizza place. If for anything for that garlic stuff they give with everything. That stuff's just good on everything.

Isn't that the place that won't insure it's workers?

[Aklyon]

Spoiler: Plasma Bubble! (click to show/hide)

It looks better when animated.

Description bugs and other beta things or not, Lightning arcanist in city of steam is best arcanist. Lightning bolt, multi-zap thing, mini-tesla coil, plasma bubble, mini-teleport, and theres still two more skills I haven't gotten to yet.

Only big problem I've run into so far is having to use the small crampedish non-fullscreen window to make screenshots, fullscreen gives me black boxes