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[Ultimuh]

Went to see Skyfall today. Good movie. Ate quite a bit of popcorn too.
Only bad part was two incredibly ignorant derps that left their phone on and talked out loud. Fuck them.

Ah, the average douche in their natural habitat. Buying tickets to a movie in order to talk to their facebook friends.

Where are those days where one could be forced out of the theatre for doing so?

[Yoink]

Went to see Skyfall today. Good movie. Ate quite a bit of popcorn too.
Only bad part was two incredibly ignorant derps that left their phone on and talked out loud. Fuck them.

KILL

Oh wait, I'm sorry, this is the happy thread? My bad, silly me.

[MagmaMcFry]

Went to see Skyfall today. Good movie. Ate quite a bit of popcorn too.
Only bad part was two incredibly ignorant derps that left their phone on and talked out loud. Fuck them.

Next time you go to the movies, bring a clipboard, a pen, a flashlight and some sheets of paper with the words "You, sir, are a douche. Signed:" once on every sheet. When somebody starts being a douche, take one of the papers, put it on the clipboard with the flashlight and pen, and have the clipboard go around for everyone to sign.

[miauw62]

There were only like, 10 people there tough. It was noon, but seriously, i did not expect such a low amount of people on a Bond movie that was just released.

[ChairmanPoo]

Spoiler: iWAR (click to show/hide)

[Darvi]

Oh man I had one of those once.

[Aklyon]

Them nokia phones, man. They're made out of recycled Game boys or something to be that tough.

[RedKing]

My wife and I had the same Nokias for about seven years. Hers had been dropped into a glass of orange juice, fished out of a toilet, and run through the washing machine THREE times. By the end, the faceplate was held on by a rubber band. The thing still worked like a boss. Only reason we ditched it is that my son utterly destroyed mine by using it as a hammer and cracking the LCD matrix.

But then, you have to make them that tough when their users are liable to be herding reindeer in -40 blizzards. 

[MagmaMcFry]

What the hell was he hammering it against, and why do you let your son near such things?

[Hanslanda]

Oh man I had one of those once.

Me too. Damn thing was utterly invincible. I TRIED, and it resisted my futile efforts with a laugh, fell and terrible, every time. Plus, the battery lasted for a week or so, instead of the max three days with 'more advanced' phones.

[RedKing]

What the hell was he hammering it against, and why do you let your son near such things?

The wall. He was one year old, I figured with the keylock on, he couldn't do any damage. I grossly underestimated the power of a toddler.

[Darvi]

Oh man I had one of those once.

Me too. Damn thing was utterly invincible. I TRIED, and it resisted my futile efforts with a laugh, fell and terrible, every time. Plus, the battery lasted for a week or so, instead of the max three days with 'more advanced' phones.

The only other phone I had that surpassed that one was... a Yendo. A motherfucking Yendo. Enjoy your post-apocalyptic wasteland, the planet is now populated by the most retarded yet most difficult to get rid of phone ever.

[Akura]

So, the hurricane has come and gone. I don't know why all the politicians are claiming my area was one of the hardest hit. Power was only out for a day, about 2:30AM to 9:00PM, almost no damage to our house, only one tree down across the street, and the yard was not only not flooded, but barely even wet.

Of course, I only looked down the street left of my house, I haven't looked right.

[Darvi]

So I just finished the first draft of this PDF document and later tonight I'm going to own so hard at laser tag.

[Skyrunner]

Samsung and LG used to make those cockroach-like phone efore the age of the smartphone.