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[IronyOwl]

Dwarves don't use bagpipes, though.

They do use more "efficient" solutions to their bizarre cat-related needs, however.

Plus, Bundle o Cats is such a dwarven instrument. Maybe once instruments are more thoroughly implemented.

Nor do they tie cats together.

Lies. From pathfinding reduction to ease of butchery, clustering cats is a longstanding goal amongst many demented overseers.

[CJ1145]

That's insanity, IO. Dwarves explicitly use the least effective and practical means available to accomplish even the simplest of tasks.

[Frumple]

Plus, Bundle o Cats is such a dwarven instrument. Maybe once instruments are more thoroughly implemented.

Cat leather bagpipes of highest craftdwarfship, eh? I guess in that case it'd be adorned with sewn images of golf clubs, hum...

Or maybe just bedecked with golf clubs. That'd be amusing, thinking on it. I wonder how well bagpipes would function with a nine-iron hanging off 'em.

[Darvi]

Lies. From pathfinding reduction to ease of butchery, clustering cats is a longstanding goal amongst many demented overseers.

I think that's less tying them together and more putting them in a state up superimposition where they both exist and don't exist at the same time. In the same place.

[Xantalos]

The spinning dorf strikes the physics in the head, crushing the skull and devouring the brain!
The physics has been struck down.

[IronyOwl]

That's insanity, IO. Dwarves explicitly use the least effective and practical means available to accomplish even the simplest of tasks.

They're very efficient and effective about their inefficiency and ineffectiveness, though. How to butcher a cow? Lead it up forty flights of steps and hurl it off a bridge, you'll get more bones that way!

I think that's less tying them together and more putting them in a state up superimposition where they both exist and don't exist at the same time. In the same place.

A quantum catball sounds disturbingly likely, actually.

[Kedly]

I GOT INTO CANADA WORLD YOUTH! WHOOOOO!!!! IM GOING TO INDONESIA!!!!!

[lordcooper]

That's Halloween sorted then

[ChairmanPoo]

http://www2.macleans.ca/2012/03/26/qa-james-till-on-the-discovery-of-stem-cells/

[RedKing]

That's Halloween sorted then

Those are pretty cool, but I checked their section on flag suits, and it's National Stereotyping FTW.

Although, WTH is Wales doing? England has a sword, Ireland is boxing, Scotland appears to be yelling "FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOM!!!!", and Wales is....a short guy pointing at something.

[Darvi]

TBH I don't think anybody knows what those Welshmen are doing. Other than killing Aliums, that is.

[MonkeyHead]

That's Halloween sorted then

Those are pretty cool, but I checked their section on flag suits, and it's National Stereotyping FTW.

Although, WTH is Wales doing? England has a sword, Ireland is boxing, Scotland appears to be yelling "FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOM!!!!", and Wales is....a short guy pointing at something.

You know how Russia is just bears on unicycles? Over here we are all just short guys pointing at stuff. Seriously.

Actually, the guy in the suit is doing the traditional Taff greeting of Thumb up, "Alright Butt? Safe as Fuck!"

I love Goldie Lookin Chain. Its like my youth in comedy rap music.

[Dutchling]

Being a student is awesome! I get 650 Euros a month, and I only have to pay back 150 of that, in fifteen years or so.
money money money...

[Loud Whispers]

That's Halloween sorted then

Those are pretty cool, but I checked their section on flag suits, and it's National Stereotyping FTW.

Although, WTH is Wales doing? England has a sword, Ireland is boxing, Scotland appears to be yelling "FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOM!!!!", and Wales is....a short guy pointing at something.

The UK is no doubt drunkenly singing about football...

[miauw62]

That's Halloween sorted then

Those are pretty cool, but I checked their section on flag suits, and it's National Stereotyping FTW.

Although, WTH is Wales doing? England has a sword, Ireland is boxing, Scotland appears to be yelling "FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOM!!!!", and Wales is....a short guy pointing at something.

The UK is no doubt drunkenly singing about football...

While preparing to get their arses whooped by Belgium.